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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 23, 2011, 03:07:06 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#15
May 23, 2011, 07:48:12 PM
I am glad Khara is okay, so far. I really freakin' hope she stays that way. What a fucking mess.
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Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#16
May 23, 2011, 07:52:08 PM
We're good so far.  That's really all I can say because the storms are coming in waves right now.  We've had some really bad wind, tree in the backyard is now on top of a car in the parking lot next door. 

Thanks y'all! 

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#17
May 23, 2011, 07:55:27 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 23, 2011, 07:52:08 PM
We're good so far.  That's really all I can say because the storms are coming in waves right now.  We've had some really bad wind, tree in the backyard is now on top of a car in the parking lot next door.  

Thanks y'all!  

Brandish your hooks at the tornado. It will likely shit itself and retreat. The shitting may take the form in some other person's roof, however, so be careful.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Succulent Plant

#18
May 23, 2011, 07:59:33 PM
All good here, some roofs messed up and trees torn up but nothing like Joplin.

Khara glad you're OK.  If St. Louis gets hit my husband will be activated because his unit is based there.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#19
May 23, 2011, 08:01:42 PM
Quote from: Aloe on May 23, 2011, 07:59:33 PM
All good here, some roofs messed up and trees torn up but nothing like Joplin.

Khara glad you're OK.  If St. Louis gets hit my husband will be activated because his unit is based there.

A friend of mine just moved from Alaska to St. Louis and was bitching about the lack of tornadoes. He was telling me tornado season was over and he missed all the excitement. I will now find him, tell him "I told you so", and bitch slap him.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Adios

#20
May 23, 2011, 08:03:33 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 23, 2011, 08:01:42 PM
Quote from: Aloe on May 23, 2011, 07:59:33 PM
All good here, some roofs messed up and trees torn up but nothing like Joplin.

Khara glad you're OK.  If St. Louis gets hit my husband will be activated because his unit is based there.

A friend of mine just moved from Alaska to St. Louis and was bitching about the lack of tornadoes. He was telling me tornado season was over and he missed all the excitement. I will now find him, tell him "I told you so", and bitch slap him.

Only a fool would bitch about a lack of tornadoes.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#21
May 23, 2011, 08:10:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 23, 2011, 08:03:33 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 23, 2011, 08:01:42 PM
Quote from: Aloe on May 23, 2011, 07:59:33 PM
All good here, some roofs messed up and trees torn up but nothing like Joplin.

Khara glad you're OK.  If St. Louis gets hit my husband will be activated because his unit is based there.

A friend of mine just moved from Alaska to St. Louis and was bitching about the lack of tornadoes. He was telling me tornado season was over and he missed all the excitement. I will now find him, tell him "I told you so", and bitch slap him.

Only a fool would bitch about a lack of tornadoes.

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Phox

#22
May 23, 2011, 09:38:46 PM
Lack of tornadoes is a good thing. This coming from the person who enjoys a leisurely stroll in a lightning storm. Seriously. Fucking tornadoes.

Payne

#23
May 23, 2011, 09:41:13 PM
I volunteer myself to shiv the beardo motherfucker that keeps stepping on the storm-o-rama gas pedal. No one else seems to wanna do it.

Adios

#24
May 23, 2011, 09:42:38 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 23, 2011, 09:41:13 PM
I volunteer myself to shiv the beardo motherfucker that keeps stepping on the storm-o-rama gas pedal. No one else seems to wanna do it.

Ain't global climate change a bitch?

Payne

#25
May 23, 2011, 09:44:48 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 23, 2011, 09:42:38 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 23, 2011, 09:41:13 PM
I volunteer myself to shiv the beardo motherfucker that keeps stepping on the storm-o-rama gas pedal. No one else seems to wanna do it.

Ain't global climate change a bitch?

                   FUCK YEAH!
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Luna

#26
May 23, 2011, 09:46:40 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 23, 2011, 09:44:48 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 23, 2011, 09:42:38 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 23, 2011, 09:41:13 PM
I volunteer myself to shiv the beardo motherfucker that keeps stepping on the storm-o-rama gas pedal. No one else seems to wanna do it.

Ain't global climate change a bitch?

                   FUCK YEAH!
                           \


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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#27
May 24, 2011, 12:04:03 AM
 :lulz:


I love you guys!!

We're all ok. Hoping to get power back by tomorrow morning at the latest they said.

We're hoping to be done for the night, if not the week but it's the midwest, so no promises. The storm yesterday came out of nowhere and just exploded.

Makes a girl miss a slow hurricane let me tell ya!!

Kai

#28
May 24, 2011, 12:11:25 AM
Good to hear, Khara.

I see the storms are coming my way next. I hope they dissipate over the Blue Ridge as usual.
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#29
May 24, 2011, 01:51:45 AM
Quote from: Payne on May 23, 2011, 09:44:48 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 23, 2011, 09:42:38 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 23, 2011, 09:41:13 PM
I volunteer myself to shiv the beardo motherfucker that keeps stepping on the storm-o-rama gas pedal. No one else seems to wanna do it.

Ain't global climate change a bitch?

                   FUCK YEAH!
                           \


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