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Started by Cuddlefish, May 24, 2011, 06:45:45 PM

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Cuddlefish

One way Mars mission gives this Fish some long-term goals.

Quote"By mission number five, you're sending teachers and pediatricians, because this thing is turning from a field outpost into a human settlement," Zubrin says. Eventually, in the best of all possible new worlds, the colony would become self-sufficient, no longer needing any help from Mother Earth

All this time spent thinking that all the cool stuff has already happened/will happen after I die. We ARE living in an amazing time (or, at least, we could be, if people get behind this). Even if it seems like Dr. Pangloss is making the above statement, there is reason to remain hopeful about the future of a space-faring humanity.

I've geared myself up to have all the necesary degrees to teach at the college level, and in a few years, I'll be ready to rock. However, I would, in a heartbeat, skip out on teaching "higher education" to spoiled trust-fund slackers to teach ANYTHING on Mars. Fucking kindergarten, I don't care. And if I can keep myself alive for another fifty years or so, I can very likely see the possibility of living out my days, looking out at that bright blue star, saying "good riddance to bad rubbish."
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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If I wasn't too old and didn't already have kids, I'd go.
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Fuck that noise.  I'm not agoraphobic, or anything, but the idea of blowouts, suit failures, or funding cuts starving or asphyxiating me isn't my cup of tea.

TGRR,
Knows the maintenance nightmares inherent in this sort of thing.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 10:06:49 PM
Fuck that noise.  I'm not agoraphobic, or anything, but the idea of blowouts, suit failures, or funding cuts starving or asphyxiating me isn't my cup of tea.

TGRR,
Knows the maintenance nightmares inherent in this sort of thing.

I hear that! The first couple of colony attempts will prolly die dramatically and probably avoidably. If they keep sending up enough bodies eventually they'll form a decent topsoil, at which point terraforming may be an option. give me a shout if that happens.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 10:06:49 PM
Fuck that noise.  I'm not agoraphobic, or anything, but the idea of blowouts, suit failures, or funding cuts starving or asphyxiating me isn't my cup of tea.

TGRR,
Knows the maintenance nightmares inherent in this sort of thing.

:lulz: Good points.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

I'm amazed that anyone can muster enough optimism to think that humanity on other planets will happen in our lifetimes.

Or anyone's lifetimes, for that matter.
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Quote from: Nigel on May 24, 2011, 10:57:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 10:06:49 PM
Fuck that noise.  I'm not agoraphobic, or anything, but the idea of blowouts, suit failures, or funding cuts starving or asphyxiating me isn't my cup of tea.

TGRR,
Knows the maintenance nightmares inherent in this sort of thing.

:lulz: Good points.

We can't fund ANYTHING reliably from year-to-year.

Besides, why go live in another gravity well, if you're going to do without an atmosphere?  There's far more accessible minerals and water in the asteroid belt.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

We're still not completely sure what all the detriments of long-term low gravity would be (i.e. living on Ceres as opposed to Mars) on the human body. But eventually a colonized asteroid belt would be good for resources (including water).


Downside to both- lots of radiation.
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At first I was thinking this would be an awesome thing to do, just for being a space pioneer and all that.  Then I realized that I'd be saying goodbye to the Earth, which is really, really, unbelievably complex and beautiful.  And I'd be doing it for a large quantity of red rocks and a sterile, boring colony with the same degenerates that are okay with leaving the goddamn world behind.

Cool?  Yeah, but not cool enough to never be able to return.  It's too damn pretty here.
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