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Re: Birther Refuses to Report for Duty
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2009, 06:47:37 pm »
I only wish the BARACK IS A MUSLIM crowd was still fired up - they were high quality lulz while it lasted

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Re: Birther Refuses to Report for Duty
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2009, 07:39:59 pm »
Obama is a black Halfrican American White Muslim Christian Marxist pedophile abused child adulterer son of Malcom X who got Bill Ayers to ghost write his autobiography.

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Re: Birther Refuses to Report for Duty
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2009, 04:19:30 pm »
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A controversial suit brought by a U.S. Army reservist has been joined by a retired Army two-star general and an active reserve Air Force lieutenant colonel.

http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/story/778482.html

getting better and better.
since the fellow who brought the suit has been excused from duty, and the story is still marching along, i wonder if it will inspire other 'conscientious objectors' to follow suit?

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Re: Birther Refuses to Report for Duty
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2009, 04:26:57 pm »
Well, now that they have the new passport requirements to travel to Canada, just hopping the border to avoid duty has become more of a process.  So, I guess it's just easier these days to go the nut-job/tinfoil-hat route. 
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Re: Birther Refuses to Report for Duty
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2009, 05:24:57 pm »
A federal court has already dismissed his case:

http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/292/story/779031.html

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A federal judge this morning dismissed the suit filed here by a U.S. Army reservist who says he shouldn't have to go to Afghanistan because he believes Barack Obama was never eligible to be president.

Judge Clay Land sided with the defense, which claimed in its response to Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook's suit, filed July 8 with the U.S. District Court for the Middle District of Georgia, that Cook’s suit is “moot” in that he already has been told he doesn’t have to go to Afghanistan, so the relief he is seeking has been granted.

"Federal court only has authority of actual cases and controversies," Land said. "The entire action is dismissed for lack of subject matter jurisdiction."

The judge is in on the conspiracy!!!  :tinfoilhat:
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Re: Birther Refuses to Report for Duty
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2009, 05:34:50 pm »
A federal court has already dismissed his case:

http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/292/story/779031.html

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A federal judge this morning dismissed the suit filed here by a U.S. Army reservist who says he shouldn't have to go to Afghanistan because he believes Barack Obama was never eligible to be president.

Judge Clay Land sided with the defense, which claimed in its response to Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook's suit, filed July 8 with the U.S. District Court for the Middle District of Georgia, that Cook’s suit is “moot” in that he already has been told he doesn’t have to go to Afghanistan, so the relief he is seeking has been granted.

"Federal court only has authority of actual cases and controversies," Land said. "The entire action is dismissed for lack of subject matter jurisdiction."

The judge is in on the conspiracy!!!  :tinfoilhat:

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Re: Birther Refuses to Report for Duty
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2009, 01:45:55 am »
You find this a lot in the courts. An administrative agency will cave, and the judge will toss the case (just like here), specifically to avoid setting precedent (either positive or negative on the issue, believe it or not). This is a containment effort to avoid the issue growing past the original claimant (just like here).
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Re: Birther Refuses to Report for Duty
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2009, 01:54:48 am »
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Re: Birther Refuses to Report for Duty
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2011, 09:43:13 pm »
IIRC, this jackass went to jail.

After the long form release, there was a hue & cry that he should be released, because he was "entrapped" by Obama.
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Re: Birther Refuses to Report for Duty
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2011, 09:50:04 pm »
IIRC, this jackass went to jail.

After the long form release, there was a hue & cry that he should be released, because he was "entrapped" by Obama.

What the hell  :lulz:
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Re: Birther Refuses to Report for Duty
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2011, 09:54:06 pm »
IIRC, this jackass went to jail.

After the long form release, there was a hue & cry that he should be released, because he was "entrapped" by Obama.

What the hell  :lulz:

Oh, yeah.  He was fooled by Obama, you see, who should have released the long form before the officer got all crazy.  So it's not his fault that he violated his oath based on a conspiracy theory.  And Obama is a Mooooozlim, which is why he tries to put White Christian soldiers in Ft Leavenworth.

(Pretty sure I'm talking about the right guy, I only ever heard of one officer failing to deploy because Obama is a Nazi Socialist Communist Crypto-Muslim from Kenya.)
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Re: Birther Refuses to Report for Duty
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2011, 10:15:11 pm »
There were several of them.

Cook is the one who was a reserve officer who VOLUNTEERED to deploy, then filed the case.  As he has the right to request a cancellation of orders up until the actual day he deployed, the Army just revoked his orders.

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