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Started by Salty, May 25, 2011, 07:13:58 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

I hate you cain! Just when I think I've plumbed the depths of religious stupidity you throw something like that at me  :argh!:

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Luna

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 26, 2011, 09:42:17 PM
I hate you cain! Just when I think I've plumbed the depths of religious stupidity you throw something like that at me  :argh!:

There is no bottom to stupid, Pent.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

P3nT4gR4m

STFU and leave me to my blissful denial!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

They were a Scientology splinter group who believed "Satan will become reconciled to Christ, and they will come together at the end of the world to judge humanity, Christ to judge and Satan to execute judgment."

And that

QuoteAt Xtul was the first 'channeling' of God. After Xtul, Jehovah was the only recognised God. Later, with Jehovah, Lucifer and Satan were recognised as "The Three Great Gods of the Universe" and Christ as the Emissary to the Gods. The Three Great Gods represent three basic human patterns of reality:

    Jehovah, the wrathful God of vengeance and retribution, demands discipline, courage and ruthlessness, and a single-minded dedication to duty, purity and self-denial.
    Lucifer, the Light Bearer, urges us to enjoy life to the full, to value success in human terms, to be gentle and kind and loving, and to live in peace and harmony with one another. Man's apparent inability to value success without descending into greed, jealousy and an exaggerated sense of his own importance, has brought the God Lucifer into disrepute. He has become mistakenly identified with Satan.
    Satan, the receiver of transcendent souls and corrupted bodies, instills in us two directly opposite qualities; at one end an urge to rise above all human and physical needs and appetites, to become all soul and no body, all spirit and no mind, and at the other end a desire to sink beneath all human codes of behavior, and to wallow in a morass of violence, lunacy and excessive physical indulgence. But it is the lower end of Satan's nature that men fear, which is why Satan, by whatever name, is seen as the Adversary.

They were associated with Charlie Manson and, reportedly, with the Son of Sam murders that Berkowitz claims he did not do.

Adios

 :lulz:

Pent, your optimism is showing again.

Luna

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 26, 2011, 09:44:05 PM
STFU and leave me to my blissful denial!

Maybe this'll help...



All better!
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Charley Brown on May 26, 2011, 09:46:44 PM
:lulz:

Pent, your optimism is showing again.

I try like fuck to keep it in check but, evry now and again it gets the better of me.


I AM WEAK  :x

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Cain on May 26, 2011, 09:46:18 PM
They were a Scientology splinter group ....

ohhhh oh! that's fantastic!  the rest of the information is really great gravy, but that right thar is a beautiful phrase...
i have to go meditate on it for a while

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'm liking the Lucifer = Venus connection, because it means Satanists are really tree-hugging fertility goddess worshippers.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Satanists are christians. They worship a character in the same fairy story. Doesn't matter if your favourite is kirk or khan, you're still a trekkie, right?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 27, 2011, 08:06:30 AM
Satanists are christians. They worship a character in the same fairy story. Doesn't matter if your favourite is kirk or khan, you're still a trekkie, right?

This is arguable.  it's a position I tend to agree with, but it is only literally accurate for theistic Satanists.  Most Satanists are Church of Satan style Satanists who worship themselves and use Satan as a metaphor for that selfish part of themselves.  They don't actually believe in an external Satanic deity.
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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 27, 2011, 08:45:39 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 27, 2011, 08:06:30 AM
Satanists are christians. They worship a character in the same fairy story. Doesn't matter if your favourite is kirk or khan, you're still a trekkie, right?

This is arguable.  it's a position I tend to agree with, but it is only literally accurate for theistic Satanists.  Most Satanists are Church of Satan style Satanists who worship themselves and use Satan as a metaphor for that selfish part of themselves.  They don't actually believe in an external Satanic deity.

Yeah I get that. I'm of the opinion that they're a minority but that's based on the relatively few self professed satanists I've met. Maybe I hang out in the wrong social circles or something. Are there actually a lot of satanists about?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 27, 2011, 08:45:39 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 27, 2011, 08:06:30 AM
Satanists are christians. They worship a character in the same fairy story. Doesn't matter if your favourite is kirk or khan, you're still a trekkie, right?

This is arguable.  it's a position I tend to agree with, but it is only literally accurate for theistic Satanists.  Most Satanists are Church of Satan style Satanists who worship themselves and use Satan as a metaphor for that selfish part of themselves.  They don't actually believe in an external Satanic deity.

To be honest, if all they're doing is using Satan as a metaphor, they really could have chosen a better mascot.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 27, 2011, 02:24:15 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 27, 2011, 08:45:39 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 27, 2011, 08:06:30 AM
Satanists are christians. They worship a character in the same fairy story. Doesn't matter if your favourite is kirk or khan, you're still a trekkie, right?

This is arguable.  it's a position I tend to agree with, but it is only literally accurate for theistic Satanists.  Most Satanists are Church of Satan style Satanists who worship themselves and use Satan as a metaphor for that selfish part of themselves.  They don't actually believe in an external Satanic deity.

To be honest, if all they're doing is using Satan as a metaphor, they really could have chosen a better mascot.

:mittens: 

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 27, 2011, 02:24:15 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 27, 2011, 08:45:39 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 27, 2011, 08:06:30 AM
Satanists are christians. They worship a character in the same fairy story. Doesn't matter if your favourite is kirk or khan, you're still a trekkie, right?

This is arguable.  it's a position I tend to agree with, but it is only literally accurate for theistic Satanists.  Most Satanists are Church of Satan style Satanists who worship themselves and use Satan as a metaphor for that selfish part of themselves.  They don't actually believe in an external Satanic deity.

To be honest, if all they're doing is using Satan as a metaphor, they really could have chosen a better mascot.


But they were going for shock value.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."