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They're trying to bring child-beauty pageants into australia

Started by Lies, May 30, 2011, 09:58:36 AM

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Lies

May 30, 2011, 09:58:36 AM
This obviously disgusts me to rage-want-to-burn-down-any-child-beauty-pageant-place-that-i-get-near proportions.
Now, since this quite illegal, and would put in danger the poor children in them, I need alternative suggestions to really stick it to these pedophile fests and parents of children who for some fucked up reason think it's ok to sexualise their children and make them compete and vicariously live out for their parents what they couldn't possibly do themselves.

There have been protests, but turn outs have been low, and it seems, if anything, it has given more publicity to these fuckers and more fucked up people *WANT* to enter their children in now.



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hooplala

#1
May 30, 2011, 02:59:41 PM
Dress like an adult baby and demand to be included.
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P3nT4gR4m

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May 30, 2011, 03:44:43 PM
How about making up some flyers advertising the pageant that just totally cross the line that these things tend to teeter on. "Come see the hawt preschool sluts" kinda thing, then sneak them into circulation. Even though it's an obvious piss take it might be enough to totally freak some people out.

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#3
May 30, 2011, 03:47:58 PM
These children have the right to be exploited and instilled with all the wrong values. They certainly have no need for a normal childhood to develop in.

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May 30, 2011, 04:30:07 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2011, 03:44:43 PM
How about making up some flyers advertising the pageant that just totally cross the line that these things tend to teeter on. "Come see the hawt preschool sluts" kinda thing, then sneak them into circulation. Even though it's an obvious piss take it might be enough to totally freak some people out.

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May 30, 2011, 07:15:05 PM Last Edit: May 31, 2011, 02:02:49 AM by ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄
I say you infiltrate a pageant after taking copious amounts of laxatives and let nature take its course.

And/or Pent's excellent suggestion.
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BabylonHoruv

#6
May 30, 2011, 11:44:25 PM
pent's idea is awesome.

bringing press credentials for pedophile monthly could eb fun too, I'd say the NAMBLA journal, but they're only in North America.
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Lies

#7
May 31, 2011, 04:12:52 AM
You are a fucking genius Pent and I love you.
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- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

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#8
May 31, 2011, 04:57:34 AM
These seems relatively cheap, and you could definitely make a statement with them:

http://technoccult.net/archives/2011/05/30/nightmarishly-realistic-baby-masks-for-adults/
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May 31, 2011, 05:34:23 AM
Quote from: Telarus on May 31, 2011, 04:57:34 AM
These seems relatively cheap, and you could definitely make a statement with them:

http://technoccult.net/archives/2011/05/30/nightmarishly-realistic-baby-masks-for-adults/

Oh thanks! This is great too! This just gets me boiling with ideas!
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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