Dear Peasants and Hirelings of PD.com:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am so sorry for my previous posts. My chakras were clogging up my sephiroth.

Maybe you need to do a Lesser Ritual of the Banishing Pentabarf?

[LMNO]

The New Revised Fifth Pentabarf clearly states, "We believe you are fobidden to read."

[Cain]

Discordians who do rituals clearly aren't Real Discordians.

Chaos religion!  Stick apart!  What part of these do you not understand?  You can moan all you like, but this was clearly set down in the rules by Kerry Thornley in -8000 BC, and if you don't like it, that's fine, but you cant call yourself a Discordian.

[Freeky]

HEY MODS AND JIZZ MOPPERS CAN SUCK MY DIIIIICKK

[Eve]

Waitwhat? There are mods?


jk you guys are great, etc, and totally appreciated by this weird girl who occasionally posts smileys and pictures of kittens sometimes.
<3 eve