Oil Pulling

[BabylonHoruv]

I think leeches should be popularized again.

[East Coast Hustle]

It sounds like the "it's a way to detox yourself" is a recent add-on from the new age crystal-dildo crowd. I don't know if there's any actual science behind it, but the idea that swishing (specifically) sesame oil around in your mouth for 15 minutes is good for your teeth and general oral health is an old one and seems to have a fair amount of anecdotal evidence behind it. And let's face it, it's not like swishing sesame oil around is gonna be harmful to anyone, unless they have an allergy.

I, for one, would be totally stoked to make out with a chick whose mouth tasted lightly of sesame oil.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It sounds like the "it's a way to detox yourself" is a recent add-on from the new age crystal-dildo crowd. I don't know if there's any actual science behind it, but the idea that swishing (specifically) sesame oil around in your mouth for 15 minutes is good for your teeth and general oral health is an old one and seems to have a fair amount of anecdotal evidence behind it. And let's face it, it's not like swishing sesame oil around is gonna be harmful to anyone, unless they have an allergy.

I, for one, would be totally stoked to make out with a chick whose mouth tasted lightly of sesame oil.

Yeah, it's probably good for your teeth and gums.

So's flossing.

It's the "It pulls toxins out of your blood and cures everything from herpes to cancer!" bullshit that's completely retardated.

[East Coast Hustle]

the "it's a way to detox yourself" is a recent add-on from the new age crystal-dildo crowd.

[Don Coyote]

the "it's a way to detox yourself" is a recent add-on from the new age crystal-dildo crowd.

As an aside. Is anyone making and marketing "crystal dildos that align your chakras", and if not, I think there might be a market for them.

[Bruno]

I usually just shove a Goji berry up each nostril before bedtime. Keeps my chakras aligned to within 0.05 millimaclaines.

[East Coast Hustle]

the "it's a way to detox yourself" is a recent add-on from the new age crystal-dildo crowd.

As an aside. Is anyone making and marketing "crystal dildos that align your chakras", and if not, I think there might be a market for them.

You know, I believe that we have a glassworker, someone who works in a sex toy shope, and someone who drives across country in an SUV big enough for many boxes of dildos at least twice a year all right here at PD.

I will ruminate.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

the "it's a way to detox yourself" is a recent add-on from the new age crystal-dildo crowd.

And that, specifically, is the element that this thread exists to mock.

There are actually some dipshits on the bead forum who are talking about how stuff is healing since they started doing this

Stuff that would have healed anyway. Like a cut on the foot. Come ON, people.

And one woman is talking about how she no longer has bad breath. I might hazard a guess that it's because of the increased cleanliness and blood flow to her gums... spend 40 minutes a day on dental hygiene and it MIGHT HAVE AN EFFECT... oh wait, no, it's because the oil is pulling the bad-breath-causing toxins out of her veins. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

the "it's a way to detox yourself" is a recent add-on from the new age crystal-dildo crowd.

As an aside. Is anyone making and marketing "crystal dildos that align your chakras", and if not, I think there might be a market for them.

You know, I believe that we have a glassworker, someone who works in a sex toy shope, and someone who drives across country in an SUV big enough for many boxes of dildos at least twice a year all right here at PD.

I will ruminate.

For the record, I can make buttplugs but I'd need a bigger torch to rock the dildo stock.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BTW I think "toxins" is a modern-day term for "bad juju".

[Salty]

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[BabylonHoruv]

"Sacred Sacrum Sex Toys"

"Each and every one of our exquisite, hand-crafted dildoes are infused with the healing power of Mother Gaia. Whether you're looking for a specific color to charge an individual chakra (our rose-quartz for the heart-chakra and obsidian for the root-chakra are most popular) or wish to ignite the fire within using our multi-colored Excelsior models, we have the sacred sex toys you are looking for.

You know it's important to take time for yourself. Take that extra step to recharge your vital essence while you recharge your libido."

"Sacred Anal Beads also available!"

The word "Kundalini"  needs to feature in there somewhere.

[Don Coyote]

"Sacred Sacrum Sex Toys"

"Each and every one of our exquisite, hand-crafted dildoes are infused with the healing power of Mother Gaia. Whether you're looking for a specific color to charge an individual chakra (our rose-quartz for the heart-chakra and obsidian for the root-chakra are most popular) or wish to ignite the fire within using our multi-colored Excelsior models, we have the sacred sex toys you are looking for.

You know it's important to take time for yourself. Take that extra step to recharge your vital essence while you recharge your libido."

"Sacred Anal Beads also available!"

[Salty]

The word "Kundalini"  needs to feature in there somewhere.

Done.

[Luna]

...

Those would sell, I'd wager.