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Doktor Howl

Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:15:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:10:53 AM
GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful. :vom:

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:16:04 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:15:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:10:53 AM
GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful. :vom:

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:16:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:16:04 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:15:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:10:53 AM
GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful. :vom:

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

Goes without saying.  Last time she was in a MODERATELY CROSS mood, she accidentally and then Pompeii and Herculaneum and then up the with Pliny the Elder and the pyroclastic cloud.

Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:18:51 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:16:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:16:04 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:15:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:10:53 AM
GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful. :vom:

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

Goes without saying.  Last time she was in a MODERATELY CROSS mood, she accidentally and then Pompeii and Herculaneum and then up the with Pliny the Elder and the pyroclastic cloud.



And it goes without saying that when she's feeling somewhat prankish, things like the Battle of Cannae happen.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:18:51 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:16:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:16:04 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:15:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:10:53 AM
GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful. :vom:

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

Goes without saying.  Last time she was in a MODERATELY CROSS mood, she accidentally and then Pompeii and Herculaneum and then up the with Pliny the Elder and the pyroclastic cloud.



You guys make me feel all warm and spiky inside, like sitting up close to a man impaled through with many pointy things, all steamy and sweet-smelling. :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:22:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:18:51 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:16:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:16:04 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:15:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:10:53 AM
GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful. :vom:

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

Goes without saying.  Last time she was in a MODERATELY CROSS mood, she accidentally and then Pompeii and Herculaneum and then up the with Pliny the Elder and the pyroclastic cloud.



And it goes without saying that when she's feeling somewhat prankish, things like the Battle of Cannae happen.

Oh, yeah, or "Hey, Tojo...If you hit them when they're not looking, they'll fold up like an accordion."

She never liked him.  He had little piggy eyes, like people from North Carolina.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:22:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:18:51 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:16:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:16:04 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:15:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:10:53 AM
GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful. :vom:

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

Goes without saying.  Last time she was in a MODERATELY CROSS mood, she accidentally and then Pompeii and Herculaneum and then up the with Pliny the Elder and the pyroclastic cloud.



And it goes without saying that when she's feeling somewhat prankish, things like the Battle of Cannae happen.

Which is where she met C_A for the first time, incidentally.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:23:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:18:51 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:16:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:16:04 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:15:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:10:53 AM
GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful. :vom:

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

Goes without saying.  Last time she was in a MODERATELY CROSS mood, she accidentally and then Pompeii and Herculaneum and then up the with Pliny the Elder and the pyroclastic cloud.



You guys make me feel all warm and spiky inside, like sitting up close to a man impaled through with many pointy things, all steamy and sweet-smelling. :)

NOTE TO SELF:  BRING DAN ALONG NEXT TIME NIGEL VISITS.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:24:22 AM


Oh, yeah, or "Hey, Tojo...If you hit them when they're not looking, they'll fold up like an accordion."

She never liked him.  He had little piggy eyes, like people from North Carolina.

:lol:  Well, she never did really dig on anyone horning in on her Emperor/Empress gig.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:26:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:24:22 AM


Oh, yeah, or "Hey, Tojo...If you hit them when they're not looking, they'll fold up like an accordion."

She never liked him.  He had little piggy eyes, like people from North Carolina.

:lol:  Well, she never did really dig on anyone horning in on her Emperor/Empress gig.

You're thinking of Hirohito.  She made him dress like a butler.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:27:08 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:26:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:24:22 AM


Oh, yeah, or "Hey, Tojo...If you hit them when they're not looking, they'll fold up like an accordion."

She never liked him.  He had little piggy eyes, like people from North Carolina.

:lol:  Well, she never did really dig on anyone horning in on her Emperor/Empress gig.

You're thinking of Hirohito.  She made him dress like a butler.

Ah, yes, you're right. 

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pæs

Aw. My TSC application went from "You must wait for an administrator to let you in, bro." to "That username does not exist."

  :sad:

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Signor Paesior on August 16, 2011, 09:30:57 AM
Aw. My TSC application went from "You must wait for an administrator to let you in, bro." to "That username does not exist."

  :sad:

Sorry, go ahead and apply again and I'll approve you.  We get a lot of spambots.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

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