The Spiritual Crossroads.

[Doktor Howl]

GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful.

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

[Freeky]

GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful.

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

[Doktor Howl]

GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful.

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

Goes without saying.  Last time she was in a MODERATELY CROSS mood, she accidentally and then Pompeii and Herculaneum and then up the with Pliny the Elder and the pyroclastic cloud.

[Freeky]

GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful.

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

Goes without saying.  Last time she was in a MODERATELY CROSS mood, she accidentally and then Pompeii and Herculaneum and then up the with Pliny the Elder and the pyroclastic cloud.

And it goes without saying that when she's feeling somewhat prankish, things like the Battle of Cannae happen.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful.

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

Goes without saying.  Last time she was in a MODERATELY CROSS mood, she accidentally and then Pompeii and Herculaneum and then up the with Pliny the Elder and the pyroclastic cloud.

You guys make me feel all warm and spiky inside, like sitting up close to a man impaled through with many pointy things, all steamy and sweet-smelling.

[Doktor Howl]

GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful.

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

Goes without saying.  Last time she was in a MODERATELY CROSS mood, she accidentally and then Pompeii and Herculaneum and then up the with Pliny the Elder and the pyroclastic cloud.

And it goes without saying that when she's feeling somewhat prankish, things like the Battle of Cannae happen.

Oh, yeah, or "Hey, Tojo...If you hit them when they're not looking, they'll fold up like an accordion."

She never liked him.  He had little piggy eyes, like people from North Carolina.

[Freeky]

GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful.

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

Goes without saying.  Last time she was in a MODERATELY CROSS mood, she accidentally and then Pompeii and Herculaneum and then up the with Pliny the Elder and the pyroclastic cloud.

And it goes without saying that when she's feeling somewhat prankish, things like the Battle of Cannae happen.

Which is where she met C_A for the first time, incidentally.

[Doktor Howl]

GOD FUCKING HOLY HELL,

my dog just farted something awful.

And this is why we Love Her Majesty, the Dark Empress of the North.

Also, because if we don't love her, we get our ears nailed to the wall.

If she's in a good mood, that is.

Goes without saying.  Last time she was in a MODERATELY CROSS mood, she accidentally and then Pompeii and Herculaneum and then up the with Pliny the Elder and the pyroclastic cloud.

You guys make me feel all warm and spiky inside, like sitting up close to a man impaled through with many pointy things, all steamy and sweet-smelling.

NOTE TO SELF:  BRING DAN ALONG NEXT TIME NIGEL VISITS.

[Freeky]

Oh, yeah, or "Hey, Tojo...If you hit them when they're not looking, they'll fold up like an accordion."

She never liked him.  He had little piggy eyes, like people from North Carolina.

  Well, she never did really dig on anyone horning in on her Emperor/Empress gig.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, yeah, or "Hey, Tojo...If you hit them when they're not looking, they'll fold up like an accordion."

She never liked him.  He had little piggy eyes, like people from North Carolina.

  Well, she never did really dig on anyone horning in on her Emperor/Empress gig.

You're thinking of Hirohito.  She made him dress like a butler.

[Freeky]

Oh, yeah, or "Hey, Tojo...If you hit them when they're not looking, they'll fold up like an accordion."

She never liked him.  He had little piggy eyes, like people from North Carolina.

  Well, she never did really dig on anyone horning in on her Emperor/Empress gig.

You're thinking of Hirohito.  She made him dress like a butler.

Ah, yes, you're right. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love you guys.

[Pæs]

Aw. My TSC application went from "You must wait for an administrator to let you in, bro." to "That username does not exist."

 

[BabylonHoruv]

Aw. My TSC application went from "You must wait for an administrator to let you in, bro." to "That username does not exist."

 

Sorry, go ahead and apply again and I'll approve you.  We get a lot of spambots.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Babs, I think you and Wyldkat need to quit quibbling bills and money and start making therapy a top priority.