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Quotes of the Moment II

Started by Triple Zero, June 13, 2011, 12:29:54 AM

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Suu

#30
July 01, 2011, 04:02:50 AM
That was so goddamn funny.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! THERE'S CANCER IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!"
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#31
July 01, 2011, 04:05:59 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 01, 2011, 04:02:50 AM
That was so goddamn funny.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! THERE'S CANCER IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!"

Hey, who you gonna trust in there with sharp implements?  Some guy in a white coat and rubber gloves, or your friends?

(Doesn't work at all, does it?)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#32
July 01, 2011, 04:11:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 01, 2011, 04:05:59 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 01, 2011, 04:02:50 AM
That was so goddamn funny.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! THERE'S CANCER IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!"

Hey, who you gonna trust in there with sharp implements?  Some guy in a white coat and rubber gloves, or your friends?

(Doesn't work at all, does it?)

*crosses legs and whimpers*
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#33
July 01, 2011, 04:11:23 AM
Wait....


CARCINOMA?




BEAN CUP.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Bu🤠ns

#34
July 01, 2011, 04:12:59 AM
Daughter in checkout line pointing to the stocky dark skinned dude in front of us: That guy looks like Fat Albert

:noob:

Suu

#35
July 01, 2011, 04:17:34 AM
Archangel Gabriel: "Maximus is utilizing an orange for his cannabis needs."

Me: "Wait...what?"

*IMs Max*

"WTF are you doing with an orange?"

Max: "Smoking out of it."

Me: "How the fuck?"

Max: "Um, you showed me how to do this like, 10 years ago."

Me: "I...did?"

Max: "Cocaine, er, MDMA is a hell of a drug."

Me: "MY BRAIN HOLES."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#36
July 01, 2011, 04:20:06 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on July 01, 2011, 04:12:59 AM
Daughter in checkout line pointing to the stocky dark skinned dude in front of us: That guy looks like Fat Albert

:noob:

Fuck. Theme-song is stuck in my head.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

#37
July 01, 2011, 04:24:57 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 04:20:06 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on July 01, 2011, 04:12:59 AM
Daughter in checkout line pointing to the stocky dark skinned dude in front of us: That guy looks like Fat Albert

:noob:

Fuck. Theme-song is stuck in my head.

Gotyerback, Twid.  Here, click this, quick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARfLaNJcpsw
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#38
July 01, 2011, 04:27:46 AM
HEY HEY HEY!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#39
July 01, 2011, 04:45:25 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#40
July 01, 2011, 04:46:01 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 01, 2011, 04:24:57 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 04:20:06 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on July 01, 2011, 04:12:59 AM
Daughter in checkout line pointing to the stocky dark skinned dude in front of us: That guy looks like Fat Albert

:noob:

Fuck. Theme-song is stuck in my head.

Gotyerback, Twid.  Here, click this, quick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARfLaNJcpsw

Oh goddammit, lol
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

#41
July 01, 2011, 04:47:55 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 04:46:01 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 01, 2011, 04:24:57 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 04:20:06 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on July 01, 2011, 04:12:59 AM
Daughter in checkout line pointing to the stocky dark skinned dude in front of us: That guy looks like Fat Albert

:noob:

Fuck. Theme-song is stuck in my head.

Gotyerback, Twid.  Here, click this, quick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARfLaNJcpsw

Oh goddammit, lol

Fat Albert is no longer stuck in your head, I betcha.

:kiss:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

#42
July 01, 2011, 04:49:17 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 01, 2011, 04:47:55 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 04:46:01 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 01, 2011, 04:24:57 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 04:20:06 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on July 01, 2011, 04:12:59 AM
Daughter in checkout line pointing to the stocky dark skinned dude in front of us: That guy looks like Fat Albert

:noob:

Fuck. Theme-song is stuck in my head.

Gotyerback, Twid.  Here, click this, quick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARfLaNJcpsw

Oh goddammit, lol

Fat Albert is no longer stuck in your head, I betcha.

:kiss:

This is a correct assessment.  :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

#43
July 01, 2011, 08:34:29 AM
Quote from: Richter on July 01, 2011, 04:11:23 AM
Wait....


CARCINOMA?




BEAN CUP.

TED DANTSON??

Suu

#44
July 01, 2011, 05:19:50 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 01, 2011, 08:34:29 AM
Quote from: Richter on July 01, 2011, 04:11:23 AM
Wait....


CARCINOMA?




BEAN CUP.

TED DANTSON??

$2.00?!

NO!

$1.00?!

NO!!

$.75?!

NO!!!!!!!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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