Quotes of the Moment II

[Cain]

The whole series is quotable as hell.  From the 4th game:

War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.

[Doktor Howl]

"Wow!  Look at that blood pressure!  The fact that you walked in here under your own power is a testament to your overall health.  Yes, we'll be changing those sleep meds."

-- My doctor.

That being said, sorry if I've been a dick for the last couple of days.  I will probably be a dick for at least another couple of days, while this awful shit works its way out of my system.

[Left]

"Wow!  Look at that blood pressure!  The fact that you walked in here under your own power is a testament to your overall health.  Yes, we'll be changing those sleep meds."

-- My doctor.

That being said, sorry if I've been a dick for the last couple of days.  I will probably be a dick for at least another couple of days, while this awful shit works its way out of my system.

Way too high or way too low?

[Salty]

It's love of people that powers you.

[LMNO]

Those of us that know you, know you.  Those that don't, don't matter.

But so help me, if you have a stroke, I will HATE YOU FOREVER.

[Cainad (dec.)]

"Wow!  Look at that blood pressure!  The fact that you walked in here under your own power is a testament to your overall health.  Yes, we'll be changing those sleep meds."

-- My doctor.

That being said, sorry if I've been a dick for the last couple of days.  I will probably be a dick for at least another couple of days, while this awful shit works its way out of my system.

Jesus. Stay alive, man. We can focus on the details when PILLZ HERE aren't fucking you up.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"Wow!  Look at that blood pressure!  The fact that you walked in here under your own power is a testament to your overall health.  Yes, we'll be changing those sleep meds."

-- My doctor.

That being said, sorry if I've been a dick for the last couple of days.  I will probably be a dick for at least another couple of days, while this awful shit works its way out of my system.

It's all good, as long as you don't die.

[Cain]

<Burns>!tell Burns watch go's link: http://youtu.be/wtGBwnn1paA
<F-U-C-K-U-P>Burns: No.
<F-U-C-K-U-P>Burns: ?@#^Rise?@#^Of?@#^The?@#^Triad?@#^ROTT?@#^H.U.N.T.?@#^ray sipe;parody;facebook;youtube ~|~ length 2m 2s
<Burns>oh that's me
<Burns>where is otherburns
<beeble>!iching
<Cain>!an the other burns
<F-U-C-K-U-P>Cain: 'the other burns' anagrams to: The snob hurter.
<Cain>ah, THAT burns
* Burns will fuck a snob UP
<Burns>NO, you will NOT get an extra shot in your latte
<Burns>Fuck your redeye you uppity ho

[Nephew Twiddleton]

via text:

PicklesGF: Pook [a nickname from high school], I wanna throw [Pickles] a Star Trek themed surprise party for his b-day. What do you think?
Twid: Sounds good!
PicklesGF: You have to help me plan it.
PicklesGF: I will dress like Uhura [she's black]. Should I get him a stripped?
PicklesGF: Stripper. You know, one with glasses.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

^Honestly don't know how to respond to that last bit.

[Cramulus]

yeah you like that glasses porn








btw - star trek themed party, the best possible thing you could do is get together six laptops and play ARTEMIS. Played it last weekend, was the coolest shit ever.

[P3nT4gR4m]

^Honestly don't know how to respond to that last bit.

"No, they're too expensive. I'll be the stripper."

... is the only answer I could possibly give to a question like that

[Nephew Twiddleton]

^Honestly don't know how to respond to that last bit.

"No, they're too expensive. I'll be the stripper."

... is the only answer I could possibly give to a question like that

Excellent. Using it.

Cram, I'm cueing up the video now.

[Bu🤠ns]

@chasemit: "A gay transgendered person who leaks U.S. military secrets -- Chelsea Manning is like the final boss in a Republican videogame."

[Suu]

Boyfriend just came home early.

Me: "Wow, you're uh...really early today."

Him: "Yeah, we finished the class early."

Me: "Powerpoint presentation and then out?"

Him: "No...shipping personal goods."

Me: "...what?"

Him: "Yes, and the lady that was going to show us didn't show up."

Me: "Wait, they teach you how to ship packages in the Navy?!"

Him: *nods* "You have no idea what they fucking cover in C-School, it's a joke. And, once I move commands again, they have to teach me...AGAIN!"

Me: "Well...They certainly are, uh, thorough?"

Him: "Please, you should be there for the, 'So this tool is called a screwdriver' class."