How to pass the time?

[GeneralCunt]

So as we all eagerly await the heat death of the universe, how do we pass the time?

GASMs can work but I've put up too many posters and am out of staples.

Now i won't leave you hungry as I beg for your sweet, sweet ideas, i got a few.

I'm in the middle of writing a letter to someone at Harvard, not sure who yet, but I'm asking for an honorary doctorate in badassery.  Making a list of my qualifications is the most fun part.  Debating whether or not I should ask for a doctorate in kicking ass, and a masters in taking names instead.

I kind of enjoy taking a bunch of trendily ripped clothes into dressing rooms at stores and trendily cutting them more, may not be the noblest pasttime, but it's good for a giggle at times.

Talk to strangers, they can be the most interesting people ever, for a little while at least.

Loudly yell out Jim Morrison like screams and whoops in really public places, sounds weird but it's pretty interesting how diverse of reactions you get.

Graffiti can be fun, not like tagging and self indulgent spray painting, but to each their own.  I always carry a sharpie for public bathroom stalls.  Write unionize in wal-mart, "you should've aborted it" on baby changing tables, anything really.

Smoke handrolled cigarettes around cops or dense areas, you get some really weird looks, and I've met a few people doing that.  It's a little surprising how few people even know they still sell rolling tobacco, maybe thats just my area though.

I've been meaning to mail sarah palin porn to the white house and tell them they can use it mud to sling.

Anyone else got anything good?  And btw change it all up, dont just follow these like instructions, make it your own and all that.

[Lies]

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Heh.

I grabbed a copy of the Tucson Tourism Guide, and I'm going to make 50 copies of it, after "improvements", which I will then swap for the real ones at the half-dozen or so areas where they can be found.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Smoke handrolled cigarettes around cops or dense areas, you get some really weird looks, and I've met a few people doing that.  It's a little surprising how few people even know they still sell rolling tobacco, maybe thats just my area though.

Remember, kids!  Giving the cops a reason to remember your face is a good idea!

[Freeky]

Smoke handrolled cigarettes around cops or dense areas, you get some really weird looks, and I've met a few people doing that.  It's a little surprising how few people even know they still sell rolling tobacco, maybe thats just my area though.

Remember, kids!  Giving the cops a reason to remember your face is a good idea!

You just don't know how to flaunt your ZANINESS, you old greyface!

[Jenne]

Hey, maker of OP is, generally, a cunt.

Sorry.  Had to be said.

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I'm in the middle of writing a letter to someone at Harvard, not sure who yet, but I'm asking for an honorary doctorate in badassery.  Making a list of my qualifications is the most fun part.  Debating whether or not I should ask for a doctorate in kicking ass, and a masters in taking names instead.

I really like this one. You should ask for both.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Heh.

I grabbed a copy of the Tucson Tourism Guide, and I'm going to make 50 copies of it, after "improvements", which I will then swap for the real ones at the half-dozen or so areas where they can be found.

I like this. A LOT.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Well you could start start playing roleplaying games.  Maybe work up to a full scale live action group.  Then you may put together a small caravan of gypsy wagons to sell various Renaissance-fair like trinkets in the local city square just to support your gaming habit and buy snacks.  Perhaps you could dress like Amish people and pass out nicely made fliers that make the lifestyle look posh compared to the apocalyptic death sure to befall them if they keep "Livin' English."  Could go to a Unitarian church that's having a "Bakesale for Haiti" day and offer a 50 dollar bill wrapped up in crazy dada in exchange for the leftovers that don't sell.  Find out how many folks are still suckers for snake oil, then sell them bottom dollar snake oil cut with whatever oil is cheapest at the local grocery store.  Run out of steam, literally.

[Mangrove]

Loudly yell out Jim Morrison like screams and whoops in really public places, sounds weird but it's pretty interesting how diverse of reactions you get.

Because that worked out so well for Jim Morrison.

[GeneralCunt]

I dont really care if cops recognize me, I stand out regardless with just the way i look, Besides, I have my own personal reasons for disliking cops, not all but most.  And pretty sure screaming on stage isnt what killed jim.  But my doctorates imaginary, and not even in medicine. 

But yeah that tourism things pretty bitchin, but its real weird, ive heard about Tuscon in a whole bunch of unrelated places through the past week. 

[Placid Dingo]

Reminded of Chao Te Ching.

Chapter 30.

If you're going to do some Covert Ops in the name of Discordia,
keep your head down, and Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut.
A mowhawk is as good as a target during Police Action.

The wise spags toss a wrench into the Machine™,
and then walk away.
They strike against Authority, but don't put it on the Internet.
They subvert the paradigm, but don't stick around to watch.
They mindfuck the people, but don't pat themselves on the back.

If two people know a thing, it is not a secret.
Getting away with it means staying away from it.

[GeneralCunt]

thats great and all but its not quite my thing, i mean i can see whetr it all  comes from but i dont entirely connect.  I do nothing in the name of discordia, none of my real friends know im on this site, ive mentioned the "religion" to people whod be interested, but thats it, all it is to me is something new, new people who i can talk to, new ideas and all that.
Ill post whatever on the internet, I'll watch what happens, because thats how i know its working, and thats where i get my kicks, I'll pat myself on the back, but in the form that im happy what ive done made ME happy.

I believe most people are fucked and we cant chane that, too bad but oh well.  I love all the writings of discordianism, but I love the way i interpret them more.  Im pretty drunk now but i say that  ot in an apolagetic way, but in a "i'm saying what i feel"  way. 
what the individial feels is all that matters to the individual.  no insult to anyone, but my ideas work for me, and your ideas work for me, and thats the way i like it. 

so if you want to say im a troll or retarded that fine, flames dont bother me even when im sober.  All i want from this thread is some good ideas.  just some fun ways to live.  Im no nihilist or existentialist, more a blend, whatever is whatever.  call me a dumbfuck, express your opinion, thats your right and responsibility, just tell me how to postpone my eventual suicide while youre posting.  I will kill myself eventually, just help me make my life enjoyable to that point.  Its almost a life or death matter after all haha.

BTW im sober enough to realize the way this sounds, but still, all i want are some new thoughts,i honestly dont mind what you say about me, its just the internet.  I just want something new.  Im sure this will jus get me more shit but thats what i love aboiut this forum.  maybe if you insult me just do it in a clever way, not just a reposted meme, so i can use it AGin on some of my "friends"?

ad infinitum

[P3nT4gR4m]

My advice - kill yourself sooner rather than later  

ETA: Oh, and Next of kin posts pics or it nevar happened

[Placid Dingo]

I guess all I'd really say is there's a lot of ideas around worth fiddling with.

Personally I play with structures. I do something called Cressing. Also theres a post on microreligions by Cram which is indicitive of the kind of trip i'm on right now. But I don't tend to DO a lot by myself, I want to pull a few people together before any kind of venture.

You're onto a good trip I think with Discordia; as long as you ride it rather than getting stuck on anything.