Suu shits hate on Facebook Day.

[Suu]

I'm in a snarky mood right now. It's Take No Shit Day, and I feel like being horrible, so, here we go.

  First of all, Fuck your Bruins. I'm wearing my Lightning shirt today, and I'm proud of it. What are you going to do? Rip it off of me? Go fuck yourselves, Boston fans. All of you.

Second of all, fuck the job market, fuck friends who say they're going to help you out and then don't come through. You're all douchebags, I will slap you on Saturday.

  Third of all, I don't care about your relationships. I don't. Why? Men suck. Women suck. People in general suck and things like love and emotions and feelings get in the way of more important things, like pissing on the world and going on homicidal rampages.

Fourth of all, yes I drink. I brew my own booze. I have to systematically test it. This does not make me an alcoholic or a drunk, goddamnit. In fact, I probably drink way less than you think I do. I haven't been "drunk", in months, probably getting close to a year, to be honest. I hate being drunk. It's gross. A couple beers and a good buzz, fine, but drunk? No thanks. Considering the amount of stress I've been under lately, you all are lucky I haven't switched to heroin or something.

Fifth of all, I don't really give a flying fuck if you like my music or not. It's my music, that's why I listen to it, and you don't. Hipster shitstains.

Sixth of all, I don't care about your political point of views. I don't care how much of a waffler you are. I know who I voted for, I know what I was getting myself into. I don't care if you're a Democrat, Republican, Teabagger, Libertarian, Freestater, Socialist or Anarchist. None of it works. You're wasting your time.

Seventh of all, RELIGION. Jesus H. Christ on a Cracker with Allah and Buddha on the side. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Everyone knows the one true god is a crazy woman, and her name is Eris.

Eight of all, gay rights. Get married, adopt/have testtube kids. Get divorced, have your clubs and your pride. You bleed red like the rest of us, I get it, and I'm good friends with several very awesome gay people, but please, the world doesn't owe you a goddamn thing. That ship sailed last century. Sorry.

Ninth of all, NERDS WITH POLITICS. Fantastic, you've found a like-minded group of people to get involved with, be it the SCA, 501st, chess team or gaming club. Now, I know that none of us were popular in high school, please. This is nothing new to me, but can you once just for fuck's sake, take a step back and realize that what you do is for fun, and it's not real life, and the rules and laws you pass in your clubs do nothing in the real world, where you have to live, work, and survive. Stop taking things personally and laugh at yourself. Hard. YOU'RE A FUCKING NERD. THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT THINK YOU'RE REALLY WEIRD FOR WHAT YOU DO. And if they can't take the fact that you LARP on the weekends seriously, you probably shouldn't either.

Tenth of all, America. Every goddamn citizen of this country goes on and on about how they hate something or other, but you know what? We're all spoiled brats. We couldn't live anywhere else, not even Canada. Our culture is consumerism, and any other country that actually has history or ethnicity is going to scare the living crap out of you if you attempt to leave. Not to mention, they don't teach anyone here a significant amount of foreign languages like the rest of the world, anyway, so that we can't actually escape successfully.


(This is a work in progress. Posts by other people have been taken out, but I will post the whole screen cap when I'm done.)

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

 

[Cain]

Women suck.

But sometimes you have to ask them nicely first.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Women suck.

But sometimes you have to ask them nicely first.

[Suu]

Eleventh of all, on life sucking. OH PREACHING TO THE FUCKING CHOIR. ALL OF YOU. Do you NEED a recap of the past 10 years of my life, or do you want me to just shut up now? Because I have the fucking luck suicides are made of. I haven't killed myself yet, chances are you won't either. I wish I could say it's going to get better, but I think it really just get's worse. It's not bad luck, it's just growing up. Being an adult sucks. We can't all have our dream lives by the time we're 30, not unless I win the lottery in the next year, and even then, that's not going to fix anything. If you want your life to get better, get off your ass and do it yourself. Why do you think I went back to school? I sacrificed a lot, like the option to have full-time steady income and a life 9 months out of the year, but if I don't do this, I'm not going anywhere. You may not need to go back to school, but you can probably find your gateway to change elsewhere. I suggest you do it. What do you have to lose? I mean, especially if your life sucks as much as you say anyway.

[Suu]

Twelfth of all, I have tattoos, stretched ear piercings and a cubic zirconia in my nose. I occasionally dye my hair really unnatural colors. I'm not removing them because they don't meet your personal standards for "social norms". I'm not dripping with ink and metal, and I don't plan to. In fact, I'm probably going to one of your best employees. If an 80 year old woman who was a regular customer at 3 Steeple Street loved my pink hair, so can you!

[Jenne]

GO SUU GO SUU, it's 7 hours later, BUT GO SUU!

All points valid, none have expired.

Am with you dudette.  SHIT ZE HATE OR YOU MIGHT DIE.  FRUSTRATED.

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Oddly enough, I don't need a Facebook account to understand this.

Fucking righteous, Suu.