Audioautoerotica

[The Wizard Joseph]

Reality Advisory: In this particular thread I'd like to be more sincere and tell you my real opinions about artwork and it's place in things.  Be advised that I'm no wizard and though I may portray myself outrageously from time to time the point on this thread is to display my real feelings and opinions and artwork.


Greetings.  I'm sure you've heard it all before from self obsessed maniacs, but do they always say it with style?  I like to think I do, but it's the audiences that I really love to impress, not necessarily always myself.  I've taken to public ranting at open mike events and refined it into a topical series of public rants that are still going on at quiet cafes and not so quiet bars here in my home state.  

I am setting up a business site and posting these on it as I build up towards a grand opening party.  I thought I'd spare you the trouble of going all the way to my site just to hear my B.S. but some folks seem to like it.  I guess that's why I wanna post it here.  I just want to know if some of you react strongly.


I, Us, Them: Insanity


I, Us, Them: Fear


I, Us, Them: Secrecy


I, Us, Them: Patience


I, Us, Them: Creativity

I'll be keeping up with this thread pretty frequently and posting new rants close to weekly.

Peace,
Joe




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[Nephew Twiddleton]

I gave it a listen (I tried to read other threads at the same time so my attention was divided).

I liked it. I kinda like the idea of showing up at open mics. The hat thing was kinda cool too.

Keep them coming.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Thanks.  I've found the process of learning to improv in front of people to be just about the most difficult thing I ever did. My first rants years ago were wild and nearly incoherent. I still got applause, but I think that had more to do with the nuts involved than whatever It was I said.
I'm really new to these forums, but I do get a little inspired by some of you folks and your posts.  I encourage you all to find open events and use that to expose the masses to whatever memebombs you want!  It's not easy at first, but eventually you'll find people absorb and adapt very quickly to info presented in context of what is basically a church or club-like environment. 

Will keep posting new ones weekly and when I get the time will convert some of my older no-audience rants (and perhaps make some new ones for you-all)

[Doktor Howl]

I'm guessing at this point that everything you post will be "erotica" in some way or another?

If you must, remember to label links NSFW, if that's what they are.

[The Wizard Joseph]

No actually the audio you hear will not be terribly sexual for the most part.  I've got a plan to make the industry more entertaining, but would rather expand the market than fight for everyone else's share.  that means breaking into middle-america.  The overtly graphic stuff just doesn't sell.  But this is my personal creative art, so I'm keeping it PG-13, but if there was an ontological rating system I'm hoping they would rate me like   OP: Ontological Prick: This material deemed unsuitable for conscious beings everywhere. It contains speculation, graphic philosophical violence, and nonsensical interludes. May not be suitable for children or livestock.

Also what is NSFW?

I'm guessing at this point that everything you post will be "erotica" in some way or another?

If you must, remember to label links NSFW, if that's what they are.

[Luna]

Also what is NSFW?
         

Not Suitable For Work.

A lot of us surf this forum from work.  If it's likely to get us in the shit with our bosses, label it.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Also what is NSFW?
         

Not Suitable For Work.

A lot of us surf this forum from work.  If it's likely to get us in the shit with our bosses, label it.

Will do! Mostly going to post Audio here.  It won't likely be very vulgar(not a strong part of my nature), but you may wish to keep certain folks out of the loop. Also I make & post the files myself so they should be clean as loaded from the links I put from here to my site.

[The Wizard Joseph]

This is another one in the same Open Mike series.  Sound qual is lower than the rest cuz I left the recorder in a poor spot, but it went pretty well.  I also put it up on the original post for convenience.


I, Us, Them: Fear




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[The Wizard Joseph]

Yet another of my public rants.  A little lead in time with music, but the sound is much better. I added this link to the first post as well.


I, Us, Them: Secrecy




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[The Wizard Joseph]

Here's another one.  

I, Us, Them:Patience





Edited to redirect link to Kiwi6.com  You may need to refresh the screen if Kiwi6 lags and says it's buffering for too long.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Right, this may be the last for a month or so.  (Edit: This will be the last in this series)
Terrible case of the throat-nasty has left me with an unsatisfactory voice for a bit.  
Hope all concerned enjoy this one.  I recorded it about a month ago.
It's the first one recorded since I started posting here.  

I, Us, Them: Creativity





Edited to redirect link to Kiwi6.com   You may need to refresh the screen if Kiwi6 lags and says it's buffering for too long.

[The Wizard Joseph]

I have modified all of the original links so that they will not be directing to my For-Profit site.

I am not going to record public rants for publication here for some time.  It's it's more enjoyable for me to do them with no planned topic or desire to publish. 

I'll definitely find interesting and innovative uses for the ability to post audio here on the forum though.  Additionally if you want to know who I am it's listed in the description box on Kiwi6.   

All rants or audio bits posted here will also be added to the OP as I put them up.

Enjoy your holiday! (to Americans)

Enjoy your Monday! (to all others I'm aware of)