UnSermon for Saturday, September 18th, 2004

[saint aini]

Aren't all religions really jokes disguised as religions?

aini

[Horab Fibslager]

Your one commandment (as it were) is pretty much the way I live my life.

no offense canned lizard, but that's one commandment for pussies. if i didn't do stuff because it hurt, then i might as well curl up up into a fucking ball an die.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Your one commandment (as it were) is pretty much the way I live my life.

no offense canned lizard, but that's one commandment for pussies. if i didn't do stuff because it hurt, then i might as well curl up up into a fucking ball an die.

*shoots next poster from three blocks away with an FN-Har*

[Rupert Giles]

only roger is allowed to give sermons.

Here here....

:flings pie and jello at dorky paladin:

I'm not a Paladin.  I'm a Cleric.  Sheesh.  Read a Player's Handbook sometime.

[Donkeyotay]

:uses Devil Squerrel as a shield:

:flings jell-o molotav back in Hugh's direction:


Paladin, cleric, whatever....Devil Squerrel will eat you no matter what you may be

[Rupert Giles]

:uses Devil Squerrel as a shield:

:flings jell-o molotav back in Hugh's direction:


Paladin, cleric, whatever....Devil Squerrel will eat you no matter what you may be

Nobody eats me except... um...

Possibly zombies.

I hear zombies do some Cleric eating every now and then.

Yeah.  That sounds right.  'Cause skeletons don't really need to eat, and Liches would just buy food.  Course, could be a ghoul or a ghast, but they're not too scary.  Aside from the paralysis.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

:uses Devil Squerrel as a shield:

:flings jell-o molotav back in Hugh's direction:


Paladin, cleric, whatever....Devil Squerrel will eat you no matter what you may be

True about DS.

But Donkey, why the hate, man?

[Donkeyotay]

:uses Devil Squerrel as a shield:

:flings jell-o molotav back in Hugh's direction:


Paladin, cleric, whatever....Devil Squerrel will eat you no matter what you may be

True about DS.

But Donkey, why the hate, man?

Hey....Just talkin some shit...havin fun....he's so easy to target with the cheesy posts....Really though, I got nothin against him...

[Donkeyotay]

:uses Devil Squerrel as a shield:

:flings jell-o molotav back in Hugh's direction:


Paladin, cleric, whatever....Devil Squerrel will eat you no matter what you may be

Nobody eats me except... um...

Possibly zombies.

I hear zombies do some Cleric eating every now and then.

Yeah.  That sounds right.  'Cause skeletons don't really need to eat, and Liches would just buy food.  Course, could be a ghoul or a ghast, but they're not too scary.  Aside from the paralysis.

Devil Squerrel ate Paladine and Takhesis....I think I heard her say that Aumanator (is that right D&D geeks?) is next

[Rupert Giles]

:uses Devil Squerrel as a shield:

:flings jell-o molotav back in Hugh's direction:


Paladin, cleric, whatever....Devil Squerrel will eat you no matter what you may be

Nobody eats me except... um...

Possibly zombies.

I hear zombies do some Cleric eating every now and then.

Yeah.  That sounds right.  'Cause skeletons don't really need to eat, and Liches would just buy food.  Course, could be a ghoul or a ghast, but they're not too scary.  Aside from the paralysis.

Devil Squerrel ate Paladine and Takhesis....I think I heard her say that Aumanator (is that right D&D geeks?) is next

You mean Lord Ao, the Uncaring?

[Horab Fibslager]

or, stfu nub.

[Retreating Mushroom]

But Amaunator's a totally different setting!  And dead.  I think.  Bring the ketchup, then.

[Rupert Giles]

I was always a fan of Lord Ao's.  Who needs worshippers when you're the Overgod?

[Horab Fibslager]

strange all indications are that you're a big fan of this paladine fiction.

[Rupert Giles]

strange all indications are that you're a big fan of this paladine fiction.

It's not fiction, thank you kindly.  In the reality in which I exist, at least.

Your Universe May Vary, due to the Hubble Constant being variable.