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Started by Subtract Eight!, June 20, 2011, 02:25:40 PM

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June 20, 2011, 02:25:40 PM
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

Cramulus

#1
June 20, 2011, 02:42:43 PM
It's 2011 and the society of the spectacle is in full bloom

Experiences are a commodity,
gotta collect 'em all,
post 'em, share 'em, bag 'em & tag 'em

If it didn't happen on facebook, it didn't happen

"All that once was directly lived has become mere representation."
           -Guy Deboard


Nephew Twiddleton

#2
June 20, 2011, 05:15:45 PM
Wow. There's something wrong with this on so many friggin levels....

:horrormirth:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Faust

#3
June 20, 2011, 05:40:10 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 20, 2011, 05:15:45 PM
Wow. There's something wrong with this on so many friggin levels....

:horrormirth:

Its going to be huge, especially when near field communication comes along.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
June 20, 2011, 05:58:32 PM
Aghaghaghaghaghagh
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#5
June 20, 2011, 06:03:09 PM
NICE.  :lulz:  Take that, you tinfoilhatmotherfuckers!  Soon your whole life will be in celluloid.

...whether you want it to be or not.

Jesus H. Christomotherfuckinggod

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#6
June 20, 2011, 07:02:21 PM
 :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: I do not have a Facebook account. It creeps me out. This is nuts. And Coca-COLA. Blech. It's just too much crazy.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
June 20, 2011, 07:21:28 PM
What country was that in? I don't recognize the alphabet.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#8
June 20, 2011, 07:21:52 PM
Looked to be Hebrew, so probably Israel.

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
June 20, 2011, 07:25:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 20, 2011, 07:21:52 PM
Looked to be Hebrew, so probably Israel.

It was Hebrew.

Even thinking about this again is making my head explode.

:asplode:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
June 20, 2011, 07:30:13 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2011, 07:02:21 PM
:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: I do not have a Facebook account. It creeps me out. This is nuts. And Coca-COLA. Blech. It's just too much crazy.

There were a bunch of things creepy about this.

Wristwatches that COLLECT YOUR DATA with RFID chips and upload what you're doing immediately to Facebook.

Autotagging. Oh gods, the autotagging.

That Coca-Cola has a camp for teenagers. What the hell is up with that?

The whole idea that, as Cram put it, "If it didn't happen on Facebook it didn't happen"

The last part here is the idea that online is the new reality, and that Facebook needs to be integrated even further with what you are physically doing. And also that the real world is a vacation spot from the Internet.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dysfunctional Cunt

#11
June 20, 2011, 07:33:01 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 20, 2011, 07:30:13 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2011, 07:02:21 PM
:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: I do not have a Facebook account. It creeps me out. This is nuts. And Coca-COLA. Blech. It's just too much crazy.

There were a bunch of things creepy about this.

Wristwatches that COLLECT YOUR DATA with RFID chips and upload what you're doing immediately to Facebook.

Autotagging. Oh gods, the autotagging.

That Coca-Cola has a camp for teenagers. What the hell is up with that?

The whole idea that, as Cram put it, "If it didn't happen on Facebook it didn't happen"

The last part here is the idea that online is the new reality, and that Facebook needs to be integrated even further with what you are physically doing. And also that the real world is a vacation spot from the Internet.

NEWSFEED?

Nephew Twiddleton

#12
June 20, 2011, 07:35:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on June 20, 2011, 07:33:01 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 20, 2011, 07:30:13 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2011, 07:02:21 PM
:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: I do not have a Facebook account. It creeps me out. This is nuts. And Coca-COLA. Blech. It's just too much crazy.

There were a bunch of things creepy about this.

Wristwatches that COLLECT YOUR DATA with RFID chips and upload what you're doing immediately to Facebook.

Autotagging. Oh gods, the autotagging.

That Coca-Cola has a camp for teenagers. What the hell is up with that?

The whole idea that, as Cram put it, "If it didn't happen on Facebook it didn't happen"

The last part here is the idea that online is the new reality, and that Facebook needs to be integrated even further with what you are physically doing. And also that the real world is a vacation spot from the Internet.

NEWSFEED?

Seriously? Fuck yeah!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#13
June 20, 2011, 07:42:28 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 20, 2011, 07:30:13 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2011, 07:02:21 PM
:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: I do not have a Facebook account. It creeps me out. This is nuts. And Coca-COLA. Blech. It's just too much crazy.

There were a bunch of things creepy about this.

Wristwatches that COLLECT YOUR DATA with RFID chips and upload what you're doing immediately to Facebook.

Autotagging. Oh gods, the autotagging.

That Coca-Cola has a camp for teenagers. What the hell is up with that?

The whole idea that, as Cram put it, "If it didn't happen on Facebook it didn't happen"

The last part here is the idea that online is the new reality, and that Facebook needs to be integrated even further with what you are physically doing. And also that the real world is a vacation spot from the Internet.

:lulz:

I warned you people about the future.
Molon Lube

Cramulus

#14
June 20, 2011, 07:48:40 PM
We ache to show each other how much fun we're having,
how authentic we are.

Rather than being satisfied by the experience itself,
we have become collectors of experiences.

A butterfly, mounted on a pin, kept under glass
A label underneath it reads "23 people Like this".



Another link suggests that we "share" this experience.




I'm guilty of it too. I feel like I need to distinguish myself from this sea of people in order to maintain a sense of self & identity. And facebook is a theater designed for that. These days, if you don't have a facebook account, you may miss the party invitation altogether. I won't disagree that facebook has helped me connect and stay in contact with a lot of wonderful human beings who would otherwise be outside my peripheral vision. But it's also a trap, it is meant to confuse the experience with the image of the experience.
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