The Triumphant Return of Russian Political Humour!

[Cain]

Here is an election video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL1SQhnqgI4&feature=player_embedded

And here is a translation:

ANCIENT RELIGIONS HAVE FORETOLD THIS...

IT IS UNAVOIDABLE...

Clip of Putin: "The next elections in the Russian Federation are in 2012″

TWO CANDIDATES...

BUT ONLY ONE MUST REMAIN.

Medvedev: "Let me first say what I think about this, as President"

Putin: "I am the president of the Russian federation"

Medvedev: "I am"

Putin: "I am"

Medvedev: Laughs

Putin: "I am not joking!"

BETRAYAL...

Putin, on screen: "Mr Medvedev and I have a very effective tandem"

Medvedev: "That is a lie"

Putin: "Medvedev and I are of a traditional [sexual] orientation"

Medvedev: That is a lie

Cuts to a man in a control room remarking in amazement: "Wow!"

THE BATTLE WILL INVOLVE EVERYTHING:

KOMPROMAT (cuts to a young woman getting out from under Putin's desk)

THREATS (clip of Putin saying "we need a small, victorious war")

and HIGHER POWERS (clips of Medvedev praying)

The clip ends by reminding voters: "There's always an alternative: Communist Party of Russia."

[Jenne]

DAYUM. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

 

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