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The Douchebag Sessions 6/22/2011

Started by Suu, June 24, 2011, 08:03:49 PM

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Suu

I've extracted my douche rants from my radio broadcast for all to hear, including their accompanying musical track, which was nothing more than me being creative with my timing than any sort of meaning.

These aren't fancy. They aren't full of vitriol and deep words, it's just me, sometimes being overpowered by my background track because my recording software likes to do that, spitting out my experiences with 4 guys that I unfortunately have had to share my life with at some point in time. They aren't life-changing, it was for nothing really more than entertainment during my show. If anything, the experience was therapeutic. Enjoy!

http://www.4shared.com/audio/7tnZbPGg/douchebag1.html  Nick/"Fuck You Dooshbag" by the Paraplegics
http://www.4shared.com/audio/OpxGN-lG/douchebag2.html   Ben (Herbert)/ "I Fucking Hate You" by Godsmack
http://www.4shared.com/audio/CXGt-U4L/douchebag3.html  Jesse (General Stuart)/ "Eulogy" by Tool
http://www.4shared.com/audio/d2-KubDl/douchebag4.html   JC (Dartmouth Fett)/ "I Don't Give A Fuck" by Tupac Shakur
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