"There is one member awaiting approval."

[Doktor Howl]

"There is one new member awaiting admin approval."

These noobs shouldn't feel like they need my approval.  What the hell is wrong with people, these days?

World's going to hell.

[Jenne]

I have a dirty mind.

That's all I'm going to say.

And NOW, I go for a walk with dogs and child.

[AFK]

Some take life by the horns.

Many others fill it with creme horns. 

Then there are those who beat it silly while blowing the shit out of a vuvuzela. 

Hopefully the noob is closer to the third one. 

[East Coast Hustle]

"There is one new member awaiting admin approval."

These noobs shouldn't feel like they need my approval.  What the hell is wrong with people, these days?

World's going to hell.

I'm an admin, and I "approve" my "member" pretty regularly. I don't see the problem here.

[Cain]

No self-respect, these noobs.

"Please mister admins, make me feel like I am a unique and pretty snowflake" would be a better message.