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you are now my children

Started by notathing, June 24, 2011, 07:13:57 PM

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notathing

#15
June 25, 2011, 05:27:42 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 25, 2011, 09:38:44 AM
Are you my mummy?


i can be if you want me to  :wink: :x

notathing

#16
June 25, 2011, 05:28:19 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 25, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
What, did IRC completely run out of sympathetic ears? :lulz:

and yes, it did.  badge says i'm banned if i talk about my problems again and still dont have a real life therapist lol

Cain

#17
June 25, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
:mittens: for Badge

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
June 25, 2011, 05:41:07 PM
Get a therapist.

Seriously.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BadBeast

#20
June 25, 2011, 05:44:30 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 25, 2011, 05:27:42 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 25, 2011, 09:38:44 AM
Are you my mummy?


i can be if you want me to  :wink: :x
Because I think I need changing. . . . . .
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

East Coast Hustle

#21
June 25, 2011, 05:46:50 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 25, 2011, 05:28:19 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 25, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
What, did IRC completely run out of sympathetic ears? :lulz:

and yes, it did.  badge says i'm banned if i talk about my problems again and still dont have a real life therapist lol

Ah yes, she's quite fond of having that little tiny shred of power.

Allow me to save you some money and tell you exactly what you need to hear (that no therapist will ever tell you):

GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER AND STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE STILL 15. YOUR LIFE WILL BE ALOT HAPPIER IF YOU STOP MANUFACTURING YOUR OWN PROBLEMS THROUGH A COMBINATION OF LAZINESS AND POOR JUDGMENT.

See? That was free. And you're welcome.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
June 25, 2011, 06:07:37 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 25, 2011, 05:46:50 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 25, 2011, 05:28:19 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 25, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
What, did IRC completely run out of sympathetic ears? :lulz:

and yes, it did.  badge says i'm banned if i talk about my problems again and still dont have a real life therapist lol

Ah yes, she's quite fond of having that little tiny shred of power.

Allow me to save you some money and tell you exactly what you need to hear (that no therapist will ever tell you):

GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER AND STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE STILL 15. YOUR LIFE WILL BE ALOT HAPPIER IF YOU STOP MANUFACTURING YOUR OWN PROBLEMS THROUGH A COMBINATION OF LAZINESS AND POOR JUDGMENT.

See? That was free. And you're welcome.

That is, actually, almost exactly what a good therapist will tell you. And it's all anyone without underlying problems needs to know.

But if she has underlying problems (serious ones) then a good therapist will make her man up and face them. Usually in a really uncomfortable way.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BabylonHoruv

#23
June 25, 2011, 06:14:05 PM
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysnomia

#25
June 25, 2011, 06:19:48 PM
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Dysnomia

#26
June 25, 2011, 06:20:19 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.


:fap:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Luna

#27
June 25, 2011, 06:24:12 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

That is one of the most disturbing visual images I've had in a long time.

And I've seen gifs posted by GIGGLES, and have been recently reminded of seeing The Human Centipede.

  :horrormirth:
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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BabylonHoruv

#28
June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Doktor Howl

#29
June 25, 2011, 06:48:39 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

This shit, right here.  If I have to watch BH in courting mode, I will lose my shit entirely.  What happened over at TSC is NOTHING compared to what's going to happen here.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go puke off the cliff out back.
Molon Lube
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