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Started by notathing, June 24, 2011, 07:13:57 PM

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Doktor Howl

#30
June 25, 2011, 06:49:23 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.

Yeah.  Which one are you fantasizing about murdering, you sick fuck?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
June 25, 2011, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.

You know what? If you want to end all the nice right fucking now, you keep this shit up. I am not fucking kidding. It's like watching adult babies in clown makeup fuck in a kiddie pool full of shit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#32
June 25, 2011, 07:19:14 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.

You know what? If you want to end all the nice right fucking now, you keep this shit up. I am not fucking kidding. It's like watching adult babies in clown makeup fuck in a kiddie pool full of shit.

With a bit of Senator Vitter's diaper fetish thrown in.

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
June 25, 2011, 07:20:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2011, 07:19:14 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.

You know what? If you want to end all the nice right fucking now, you keep this shit up. I am not fucking kidding. It's like watching adult babies in clown makeup fuck in a kiddie pool full of shit.

With a bit of Senator Vitter's diaper fetish thrown in.



:vom:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#34
June 25, 2011, 07:20:55 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 07:20:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2011, 07:19:14 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.

You know what? If you want to end all the nice right fucking now, you keep this shit up. I am not fucking kidding. It's like watching adult babies in clown makeup fuck in a kiddie pool full of shit.

With a bit of Senator Vitter's diaper fetish thrown in.



:vom:

BH is one creepy motherfucker.
Molon Lube

East Coast Hustle

#35
June 25, 2011, 10:16:12 PM
Jesus. BH is the only person that could have possibly lowered the standards of this thread any further.
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#36
June 25, 2011, 10:26:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 25, 2011, 06:24:12 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

That is one of the most disturbing visual images I've had in a long time.

And I've seen gifs posted by GIGGLES, and have been recently reminded of seeing The Human Centipede.

  :horrormirth:

:thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

notathing

#37
June 26, 2011, 06:31:44 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 25, 2011, 05:46:50 PM

Allow me to save you some money and tell you exactly what you need to hear (that no therapist will ever tell you):

GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER AND STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE STILL 15. YOUR LIFE WILL BE ALOT HAPPIER IF YOU STOP MANUFACTURING YOUR OWN PROBLEMS THROUGH A COMBINATION OF LAZINESS AND POOR JUDGMENT.

See? That was free. And you're welcome.

thanks for the advice but why'd you condescend with caps, bro?
but you're right.
but a therapist could still be beneficial to me at this point.

Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 05:41:07 PM
Get a therapist.

Seriously.

i know. i will. 


Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2011, 07:19:14 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.

You know what? If you want to end all the nice right fucking now, you keep this shit up. I am not fucking kidding. It's like watching adult babies in clown makeup fuck in a kiddie pool full of shit.

With a bit of Senator Vitter's diaper fetish thrown in.




you're all way funnier than i am  :horrormirth:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#38
June 26, 2011, 06:44:12 AM
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Triple Zero

#39
June 26, 2011, 11:48:48 AM
Nah she just kicks you when she notices. It's never stopped me before.
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Luna

#40
June 26, 2011, 12:40:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 26, 2011, 11:48:48 AM
Nah she just kicks you when she notices. It's never stopped me before.

The fact that Trip can pun in a language which wasn't his first language impresses the everloving fuck out of me.   :D
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Triple Zero

#41
June 26, 2011, 05:09:54 PM
English has become nearly my second language over the years. I could probably also pun in German, but it would take much more effort, not as quickly and I lack the vocabulary to find the good ones.

Then there's cross-lingual puns too, but they are only funny to people that know both languages (like IRL friends).
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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