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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Suu, June 24, 2011, 10:35:04 PM

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Suu



I am an entire Snap On chest of tools. Say it.

Thanks to my beautiful wifey Nigel and my Archangel Gabriel for inspiring me to work my emotions out creatively, instead of viciously.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu



Me playing with my phone again. Oooh, ahhh...artsy fartsy bullshit camera phone pics.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Telarus

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Suu

Part of me is going, "Fuck it. Fuck him. Fucking throw it away."

The rest is going, "Meh send it. Let him decide wtf to do with it."

So, off it goes in the morning, which his mended shorts and a copy of "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" by Tucker Max, with specific stories marked for his enjoyment.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Do it. Get it out and get it gone. Let him sit with it for a while.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

He's got artwork that his ex gave him still hanging on the walls, so I have a feeling it'll be framed and put up. So even if it doesn't get through his man-boy skull, at least I know it's going to be cared for.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

DF: "I got your package today. Thank you so much."

Me: "Do you like it? Or are you just saying that because you have to?"

DF: "I love it actually."

Me: "I know. I lame."

DF: "But cute."

:mrgreen:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dysnomia

 :D D'AWWWW!

here's to hoping he gets over his case of stupid



It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Suu

I haven't heard from him, at all, since he sent me that last text.  :|
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."