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Started by Triple Zero, June 25, 2011, 12:12:55 PM

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June 25, 2011, 12:12:55 PM Last Edit: June 25, 2011, 02:55:17 PM by Triple Zero
Whenever Roger spoke about the depravities of Dutch horror porn, I assumed he was exaggerating. At least a littlebit.

But no longer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_(First_Sequence)#Plot

My fellow countrymen are truly a bunch of sick fucks.




edit: actually I'm going to go with Luna's suggestion: don't click the link. even though it's just a textual description of a horror movie, the imagery has been haunting my mind all day :|
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Luna

#1
June 25, 2011, 12:14:28 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 12:12:55 PM
Whenever Roger spoke about the depravities of Dutch horror porn, I assumed he was exaggerating. At least a littlebit.

But no longer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_(First_Sequence)#Plot

My fellow countrymen are truly a bunch of sick fucks.

For the love of all that is holy or UNHOLY, do NOT click on that link.

For the sake of your sanity, do NOT attempt to track down that video.

It was shown to me.  Once.  I sat through it, for reasons I can not explain.

Just thinking back on it makes me need an adult.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Triple Zero

#2
June 25, 2011, 12:38:33 PM
It's just a Wikipedia article! There's not even NSFW imagery in it (otherwise I'd have tagged it).

According to the Discussion page it's even being considered a candidate for Featured Article :lulz:



As far as the video concerns, I have no intention whatsoever of finding it or watching it.
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Sita

#3
June 25, 2011, 01:01:00 PM
I saw a review of that movie. The little that was allowed to be shown during the review was enough for me to not want to watch it (though I was intrigued before based on the concept)

What's worse is they are making a sequel. And supposedly the imagery is even worse than the first. Think I read somewhere that it has already been banned in at least one country.
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

Luna

#4
June 25, 2011, 01:13:13 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 12:38:33 PM
It's just a Wikipedia article! There's not even NSFW imagery in it (otherwise I'd have tagged it).

According to the Discussion page it's even being considered a candidate for Featured Article :lulz:



As far as the video concerns, I have no intention whatsoever of finding it or watching it.

Knowing anything about it will taint your brain.  Forever.

The thought of infusing this thought into the brain of GIGGLES terrifies me.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Triple Zero

#5
June 25, 2011, 02:57:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 25, 2011, 12:14:28 PM
For the love of all that is holy or UNHOLY, do NOT click on that link.

Actually, I think I agree. The thought of it has been disgusting me all day so I edited the OP to reflect that.

What were the circumstances under which you were shown this movie?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Lies

#6
June 25, 2011, 03:15:11 PM
You only just found out about this?  :lulz:

BEST. TROLL MOVIE. EVER.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#7
June 25, 2011, 03:16:11 PM
You do realise, people *COSPLAY* this now?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Luna

#8
June 25, 2011, 03:24:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 02:57:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 25, 2011, 12:14:28 PM
For the love of all that is holy or UNHOLY, do NOT click on that link.

Actually, I think I agree. The thought of it has been disgusting me all day so I edited the OP to reflect that.

What were the circumstances under which you were shown this movie?

Same circumstances as a lot of the more interesting stuff that's happened, actually...  Was over at an old SCA buddy's place with Richter and Suu, if I recall correctly, and it was a, "hey, this is cool, watch this" night gone terribly, horribly wrong.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Sita

#9
June 25, 2011, 05:44:22 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 25, 2011, 03:16:11 PM
You do realise, people *COSPLAY* this now?
:|
What's fucking wrong with people?!
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

Cain

#10
June 25, 2011, 06:07:12 PM
I saw an extended trailer for this.  I was impressed with the attention to detail with this depravity.

Also:



http://i.imgur.com/G4wkG.gif (flash)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
June 25, 2011, 06:09:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 12:12:55 PM
Whenever Roger spoke about the depravities of Dutch horror porn, I assumed he was exaggerating. At least a littlebit.

But no longer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_(First_Sequence)#Plot

My fellow countrymen are truly a bunch of sick fucks.




edit: actually I'm going to go with Luna's suggestion: don't click the link. even though it's just a textual description of a horror movie, the imagery has been haunting my mind all day :|

WTF.  :lulz: My favorite part is that someone had to think this up.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#12
June 25, 2011, 06:11:28 PM
There was going to be a sequel, until the UK banned it (ostensibly for being "obscene", actually for being "crap").

Salty

#13
June 25, 2011, 08:17:41 PM Last Edit: June 25, 2011, 08:22:28 PM by Alty
The word "love" gets thrown around a lot. I love that movie. The ending is glorious. Just watch it, don't listen to these people, don't look it up.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Triple Zero

#14
June 25, 2011, 08:35:29 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 06:09:32 PM
WTF.  :lulz: My favorite part is that someone had to think this up.

the wikipedia article explains:

QuoteAccording to Six, the concept of the film arose from a joke he made with friends about punishing child molesters by stitching their mouths to the anus of a "fat truck driver".
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