Difficult Choices: On the Tip of your Tongue

[Cramulus]

This is a very serious question.

[LMNO]

Could I please have more details about both the tire and the sidewalk?

[Cuddlefish]

Side-walk Gum, definitely. A tire has miles worth of junk on it. Dead animals, the works. Even if that gum has been sitting there a while, there's no way it's as filthy as a tire that's been rolling around for any decent distance.

[Cramulus]

Could I please have more details about both the tire and the sidewalk?

Sadly, you don't get to inspect the goods before you put one in your mouth.



It's a random tire from a random car from a random part of the country.


The gum is from random sidewalk. They say it used to be watermelon flavored.

[Doktor Howl]

I would like to do both.  Why is there no "both" option?

[AFK]

Depends on which one is closer to the coffee shop

[Thurnez Isa]

I would like to do both.  Why is there no "both" option?

because then it wouldn't be a difficult choice

[Doktor Howl]

I would like to do both.  Why is there no "both" option?

because then it wouldn't be a difficult choice

I HAVE TO HAVE THE FULL EXPERIENCE.

[Elder Iptuous]

I would like to do both.  Why is there no "both" option?

because then it wouldn't be a difficult choice

I HAVE TO HAVE THE FULL EXPERIENCE.

then, go for the tire.
it is quite possible the tire will have some gum stuck to it, however the chance of the gum having a tire stuck to it are pretty slim...
Play the odds! go for the glory!

[Jenne]

I would like to do both.  Why is there no "both" option?

I chose gum.

[Triple Zero]

I figured maybe if it's hot and the tire was just been running, it'd be sterilized or something.

[East Coast Hustle]

That's kind of what I was thinking.

Then I remembered what my dog does to tires.

[Luna]

That's kind of what I was thinking.

Then I remembered what my dog does to tires.

Ayup.  Dogs don't tend to aim for blobs of gum on the sidewalk, so much...

[East Coast Hustle]

The gum is from random sidewalk. They say it used to be watermelon flavored.

Just noticed this.

Can I change my vote? I think that dog piss tastes better than artificial watermelon flavor.

[Salty]

I chose the tire. When it comes to something that spent time in a random human mouth vs ANYTHING ELSE Ill go with the latter. Humans are disgusting from end to end.