Yet MORE anonymous PM responses.

[Doktor Howl]

Well in that case I blame Paul fucking LePage. 

I really hate that guy. 

You should really write him and let him know.

Dear Paul (Can I call you Paul?),

I really hate your ass right now.

Love & Kisses,
RWHN

[Cainad (dec.)]

Wow.

How recent are all of these? I think I'd poomp myself inside out if I had to deal with this many Terminal Asshat Syndrome patients.

One or two go back a few weeks, the rest are all within the last 10 days.

It's like this all the time.  It never fucking ends.  It's horrible.  I only answer the funny ones, though.  The others I just bulk erase.  There's a few I've saved for YEARS due to the extreme nutjobbery involved.

Dear lord. I'd be bitter to the point of dysfunction if I drew that much whackadoodle stupidity to myself.

ATTN all n00bs and dipshits: if you just can't understand why Dok hates you so much, look no further than the OP. If you are one of those people, or can easily imagine that you could be, you now have your answer.

[Doktor Howl]

Wow.

How recent are all of these? I think I'd poomp myself inside out if I had to deal with this many Terminal Asshat Syndrome patients.

One or two go back a few weeks, the rest are all within the last 10 days.

It's like this all the time.  It never fucking ends.  It's horrible.  I only answer the funny ones, though.  The others I just bulk erase.  There's a few I've saved for YEARS due to the extreme nutjobbery involved.

Dear lord. I'd be bitter to the point of dysfunction if I drew that much whackadoodle stupidity to myself.

I laugh until I can't stop screaming.

ATTN all n00bs and dipshits: if you just can't understand why Dok hates you so much, look no further than the OP. If you are one of those people, or can easily imagine that you could be, you now have your answer.

Actually, you will notice that one response wasn't hate-filled.  One person I liked had PM'd me, and I thought of a funny answer involving the postman.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

You know what's funny as fuck? Sometimes I get crazy PMs about you.

I gotta start forwarding these.

[Doktor Howl]

You know what's funny as fuck? Sometimes I get crazy PMs about you.

I gotta start forwarding these.

Please.

Also, you aren't the only one.  ECH occasionally gets some WEIRD shit concerning me.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know what's funny as fuck? Sometimes I get crazy PMs about you.

I gotta start forwarding these.

Please.

Also, you aren't the only one.  ECH occasionally gets some WEIRD shit concerning me.

What's funny is that it hasn't at any point seemed strange enough to comment on.  "Oh, yeah, another nutcase ranting about Dok in my PMs, whatever".

[Doktor Howl]

You know what's funny as fuck? Sometimes I get crazy PMs about you.

I gotta start forwarding these.

Please.

Also, you aren't the only one.  ECH occasionally gets some WEIRD shit concerning me.

What's funny is that it hasn't at any point seemed strange enough to comment on.  "Oh, yeah, another nutcase ranting about Dok in my PMs, whatever".

One day, I hope to have my very own Mark David Chapman. 

Seriously, I should stop poking them.  But I can't.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know what's funny as fuck? Sometimes I get crazy PMs about you.

I gotta start forwarding these.

Please.

Also, you aren't the only one.  ECH occasionally gets some WEIRD shit concerning me.

What's funny is that it hasn't at any point seemed strange enough to comment on.  "Oh, yeah, another nutcase ranting about Dok in my PMs, whatever".

One day, I hope to have my very own Mark David Chapman. 

Seriously, I should stop poking them.  But I can't.

I completely disagree. You should absolutely never stop poking them... it's high entertainment, especially during the slow summer months.

[Doktor Howl]

You know what's funny as fuck? Sometimes I get crazy PMs about you.

I gotta start forwarding these.

Please.

Also, you aren't the only one.  ECH occasionally gets some WEIRD shit concerning me.

What's funny is that it hasn't at any point seemed strange enough to comment on.   "Oh, yeah, another nutcase ranting about Dok in my PMs, whatever".

One day, I hope to have my very own Mark David Chapman.  

Seriously, I should stop poking them.  But I can't.

I completely disagree. You should absolutely never stop poking them... it's high entertainment, especially during the slow summer months.

No worries.  Like I said, I can't stop.  If there's a meatgrinder, I HAVE to stick my junk in it, and wait to see if anyone turns the crank.

[East Coast Hustle]

Well in that case I blame Paul fucking LePage. 

I really hate that guy. 

Word.

And you know what's even worse? I fucking HATE that I have to feel conflicted about shopping at Mardens.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I laughed so much I was making noises the cats couldn't identify. Oh God. I think I wet myself. Dok, I don't know if I should feel bad for you or for these fucksticks.

[Richter]

 
Proper light morning reading.