Help me help blacks who hate whites

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[East Coast Hustle]

Sometimes I want some asshole to know WHY I hate him without having to explain it to him in great detail. Thus, rather than give him an on-the-spot diatribe of why it's impolite for him to park his Mercedes in 2 parking spots in a crowded parking lot, I can just say something like "Hey Brooks Brother! Pick a fucking spot for your SLK you fuckin' small-dicked first-world tit!" and he'll know exactly what I mean.

Okay, I'm sorry. This just made me ovulate, and I'm not supposed to be able to do that right now.

[Lies]

How about "Hey, asshole!"?

The fun bit is conveyed, without the stupid fucking racism displayed by IKK & Lies, ITT.

You don't get a say in this bleachy, you been oppressing me and my brothers for long enough, if you guys can have derogatory slurs for us supposed "racists",  we should have a word to call you an undesirable sun sucking melanoma prone de-evolved mutants and we've had enough of only white guys getting all the best slurs to use on us, and as much as I have some respect for bleachers, you're all a crazy assed control freak bleachy who's trying to deny us of our god given, constitution written right to have words which describe how reprehensible your people REALLY ARE

[Doktor Howl]

How about "Hey, asshole!"?

The fun bit is conveyed, without the stupid fucking racism displayed by IKK & Lies, ITT.

You don't get a say in this bleachy, you been oppressing me and my brothers for long enough, if you guys can have derogatory slurs for us supposed "racists",  we should have a word to call you an undesirable sun sucking melanoma prone de-evolved mutants and we've had enough of only white guys getting all the best slurs to use on us, and as much as I have some respect for bleachers, you're all a crazy assed control freak bleachy who's trying to deny us of our god given, constitution written right to have words which describe how reprehensible your people REALLY ARE

That was...Interesting.

[Don Coyote]

How about "Hey, asshole!"?

The fun bit is conveyed, without the stupid fucking racism displayed by IKK & Lies, ITT.

You don't get a say in this bleachy, you been oppressing me and my brothers for long enough, if you guys can have derogatory slurs for us supposed "racists",  we should have a word to call you an undesirable sun sucking melanoma prone de-evolved mutants and we've had enough of only white guys getting all the best slurs to use on us, and as much as I have some respect for bleachers, you're all a crazy assed control freak bleachy who's trying to deny us of our god given, constitution written right to have words which describe how reprehensible your people REALLY ARE

You're Australian. We understand. You can't help yourself.

[I_Kicked_Kennedy]

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

[Doktor Howl]

This thread is dildos.

[Don Coyote]

To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.

[Doktor Howl]

To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.

Yeah, I heard you Minnesota spags are touchy about that.

[Don Coyote]

To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.

Yeah, I heard you Minnesota spags are touchy about that.

There is no emoticon that can describe the rage I feel. Just keep pouring it on you ADC.

[Doktor Howl]

To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.

Yeah, I heard you Minnesota spags are touchy about that.

There is no emoticon that can describe the rage I feel. Just keep pouring it on you ADC.

North Dakota? 

[I_Kicked_Kennedy]

To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.

Yeah, I heard you Minnesota spags are touchy about that.

Minnesota: Canada seems to have donated a province.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

Is he Haitian? The word for white in French is blanc. I imagine that is where it comes from.

[Don Coyote]

To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.

Yeah, I heard you Minnesota spags are touchy about that.

There is no emoticon that can describe the rage I feel. Just keep pouring it on you ADC.

North Dakota? 

THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!

[Doktor Howl]

To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.

Yeah, I heard you Minnesota spags are touchy about that.

There is no emoticon that can describe the rage I feel. Just keep pouring it on you ADC.

North Dakota? 

THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!

Tony Danza?