UNLIMITED Wizard Joseph Garbage Collection Thread.

[Payne]

Just read from the start. You also poked Roger.

Don't poke Roger.

IT'S IMPOLITE TO POKE DEAD PEOPLE.

BUT IT IS A RELIGIOUS IMPERATIVE TO POKE ROGER, IF YOU PASS HIM IN THE ROAD.

EXPLAIN THAT, DOKTOR.

NO, IT IS A RELIGIOUS IMPERATIVE TO CRAP ON HIS GRAVE.  WE ONLY TELL PEOPLE THE POKING BIT FOR OUR OWN SICK AMUSEMENT.

"BOMBS AWAY, SWEET PRINCE" HE CRIED TO HIS FALLEN COMRADE AS, KECKS AROUND HIS ANKLES, HE SQUATTED OVER THE MOUND OF FRESHLY TURNED (THOUGH DUSTY AND ALMOST, BUT NOT QUITE, ENTIRELY LIFELESS) ARIZONA EARTH.

FOR IT IS HOW HE WOULD HAVE WANTED IT. WROTE IT IN HIS WILL.

Fixed.

I have to change my avatar again. For I have just noted that the board is without its spiritual advisor and I am therefore (probably) responsible for all the bullshit in recent weeks.

[Doktor Howl]

Just read from the start. You also poked Roger.

Don't poke Roger.

IT'S IMPOLITE TO POKE DEAD PEOPLE.

BUT IT IS A RELIGIOUS IMPERATIVE TO POKE ROGER, IF YOU PASS HIM IN THE ROAD.

EXPLAIN THAT, DOKTOR.

NO, IT IS A RELIGIOUS IMPERATIVE TO CRAP ON HIS GRAVE.  WE ONLY TELL PEOPLE THE POKING BIT FOR OUR OWN SICK AMUSEMENT.

"BOMBS AWAY, SWEET PRINCE" HE CRIED TO HIS FALLEN COMRADE AS, KECKS AROUND HIS ANKLES, HE SQUATTED OVER THE MOUND OF FRESHLY TURNED (THOUGH DUSTY AND ALMOST, BUT NOT QUITE, ENTIRELY LIFELESS) ARIZONA EARTH.

FOR IT IS HOW HE WOULD HAVE WANTED IT. WROTE IT IN HIS WILL.

Fixed.

I have to change my avatar again. For I have just noted that the board is without its spiritual advisor and I am therefore (probably) responsible for all the bullshit in recent weeks.

Probably, but we're gonna blame Sister Gothique anyway.

[Payne]

Just read from the start. You also poked Roger.

Don't poke Roger.

IT'S IMPOLITE TO POKE DEAD PEOPLE.

BUT IT IS A RELIGIOUS IMPERATIVE TO POKE ROGER, IF YOU PASS HIM IN THE ROAD.

EXPLAIN THAT, DOKTOR.

NO, IT IS A RELIGIOUS IMPERATIVE TO CRAP ON HIS GRAVE.  WE ONLY TELL PEOPLE THE POKING BIT FOR OUR OWN SICK AMUSEMENT.

"BOMBS AWAY, SWEET PRINCE" HE CRIED TO HIS FALLEN COMRADE AS, KECKS AROUND HIS ANKLES, HE SQUATTED OVER THE MOUND OF FRESHLY TURNED (THOUGH DUSTY AND ALMOST, BUT NOT QUITE, ENTIRELY LIFELESS) ARIZONA EARTH.

FOR IT IS HOW HE WOULD HAVE WANTED IT. WROTE IT IN HIS WILL.

Fixed.

I have to change my avatar again. For I have just noted that the board is without its spiritual advisor and I am therefore (probably) responsible for all the bullshit in recent weeks.

Probably, but we're gonna blame Sister Gothique anyway.

Well she DID have to "Move Away" from Tucson. No wonder things are fucked up everywhere.

[Doktor Howl]

Well she DID have to "Move Away" from Tucson. No wonder things are fucked up everywhere.

She was brought low by a pretty boy.  This is not uncommon for her.  However, what IS uncommon is that she chose to move - for reasons even she can't explain - to North Carolina, where the ticks have first names.  It's kind of like that Persephone chick, only she doesn't come back for half the year.

Legend has it that a hero can bring her back, as long as he doesn't eat any fried foods while in NC or look back on his way up the jetway in Tucson.

[Payne]

Well she DID have to "Move Away" from Tucson. No wonder things are fucked up everywhere.

She was brought low by a pretty boy.  This is not uncommon for her.  However, what IS uncommon is that she chose to move - for reasons even she can't explain - to North Carolina, where the ticks have first names.  It's kind of like that Persephone chick, only she doesn't come back for half the year.

Legend has it that a hero can bring her back, as long as he doesn't eat any fried foods while in NC or look back on his way up the jetway in Tucson.

It sounds like a mission for a Holy Man^TM

Unfortunately, I'm too busy cleaning up that fucking mess you and Nigel left in the ancient Mayan temples in Siberia.

[Doktor Howl]

Well she DID have to "Move Away" from Tucson. No wonder things are fucked up everywhere.

She was brought low by a pretty boy.  This is not uncommon for her.  However, what IS uncommon is that she chose to move - for reasons even she can't explain - to North Carolina, where the ticks have first names.  It's kind of like that Persephone chick, only she doesn't come back for half the year.

Legend has it that a hero can bring her back, as long as he doesn't eat any fried foods while in NC or look back on his way up the jetway in Tucson.

It sounds like a mission for a Holy Man^TM

Unfortunately, I'm too busy cleaning up that fucking mess you and Nigel left in the ancient Mayan temples in Siberia.

That was her idea.  She's all like "The line is too long", and I'm like "What are you gonna do about it?", and she's all like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!" and then there was squishy noises and something that sounded like a giant ratchet, and the blood went UP the pyramid, and I said "Haven't you got that backwards?", and she says "WHAT NOW, BITCH?"

Nigel is a terrible thing to happen to anyone, but at least with her, you don't have to wait in line at tourist attractions.

[Payne]

Well she DID have to "Move Away" from Tucson. No wonder things are fucked up everywhere.

She was brought low by a pretty boy.  This is not uncommon for her.  However, what IS uncommon is that she chose to move - for reasons even she can't explain - to North Carolina, where the ticks have first names.  It's kind of like that Persephone chick, only she doesn't come back for half the year.

Legend has it that a hero can bring her back, as long as he doesn't eat any fried foods while in NC or look back on his way up the jetway in Tucson.

It sounds like a mission for a Holy Man^TM

Unfortunately, I'm too busy cleaning up that fucking mess you and Nigel left in the ancient Mayan temples in Siberia.

That was her idea.  She's all like "The line is too long", and I'm like "What are you gonna do about it?", and she's all like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!" and then there was squishy noises and something that sounded like a giant ratchet, and the blood went UP the pyramid, and I said "Haven't you got that backwards?", and she says "WHAT NOW, BITCH?"

Nigel is a terrible thing to happen to anyone, but at least with her, you don't have to wait in line at tourist attractions.

Perfect for when you travel to exotic lands, if they would let her through customs...

[Doktor Howl]

Well she DID have to "Move Away" from Tucson. No wonder things are fucked up everywhere.

She was brought low by a pretty boy.  This is not uncommon for her.  However, what IS uncommon is that she chose to move - for reasons even she can't explain - to North Carolina, where the ticks have first names.  It's kind of like that Persephone chick, only she doesn't come back for half the year.

Legend has it that a hero can bring her back, as long as he doesn't eat any fried foods while in NC or look back on his way up the jetway in Tucson.

It sounds like a mission for a Holy Man^TM

Unfortunately, I'm too busy cleaning up that fucking mess you and Nigel left in the ancient Mayan temples in Siberia.

That was her idea.  She's all like "The line is too long", and I'm like "What are you gonna do about it?", and she's all like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!" and then there was squishy noises and something that sounded like a giant ratchet, and the blood went UP the pyramid, and I said "Haven't you got that backwards?", and she says "WHAT NOW, BITCH?"

Nigel is a terrible thing to happen to anyone, but at least with her, you don't have to wait in line at tourist attractions.

Perfect for when you travel to exotic lands, if they would let her through customs...

The customs guys tried to stop her, but she smiled at them and they all wandered off and fed themselves through the underside of the luggage conveyor.  They didn't even scream.  It was awful.

[Payne]

The customs guys tried to stop her, but she smiled at them and they all wandered off and fed themselves through the underside of the luggage conveyor.  They didn't even scream.  It was awful.

I heard that Squiddy learned that smile. I hear she used it down in Swampland in 2000 on some convention for people called Chad.

[Luna]

The customs guys tried to stop her, but she smiled at them and they all wandered off and fed themselves through the underside of the luggage conveyor.  They didn't even scream.  It was awful.

I heard that Squiddy learned that smile. I hear she used it down in Swampland in 2000 on some convention for people called Chad.

[Telarus]

I've decided that as a way to keep my more wordy crap off the threads I'll use this one.  
It was gonna be my garbage anyway.
I'll just post a quote from what I'm looking at and comment to my hearts content here, that way I won't step on toes and IF someone wants to hear my crap from the rest of the forum they'll find it here.  
I apologize to those I've snapped at and for jumping blind into these forums without understanding the etiquette and problems of the place.
I do love and think I understand Discordianism, but know that I'm still learning.

Holyshit dude. You may be the first spag ever to turn around their own UNLIMITED thread. That your attempting it is epic.

[Doktor Howl]

I've decided that as a way to keep my more wordy crap off the threads I'll use this one. 
It was gonna be my garbage anyway.
I'll just post a quote from what I'm looking at and comment to my hearts content here, that way I won't step on toes and IF someone wants to hear my crap from the rest of the forum they'll find it here. 
I apologize to those I've snapped at and for jumping blind into these forums without understanding the etiquette and problems of the place.
I do love and think I understand Discordianism, but know that I'm still learning.

Holyshit dude. You may be the first spag ever to turn around an UNLIMITED thread. That your attempting it is epic.

I gotta say. I'm slightly impressed.

And so far, he's been as good as his word.  I haven't had to move any of his regular posts here.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Wow, so I go away for a few moments and it's all crazy like..   

Proper(ish) replies in a bit.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Wordy is fine. Wordy is good.

Tldr means too long, didn't read. It's good to write tldr and an overview of the bigger writing under it for people who get overwhelmed.

Some of your comments cover previously covered ground, but apart from that I like your comments and I think you're a worthwhile contributor.

Just read from the start. You also poked Roger.

Don't poke Roger.

I'm gonna try to be worthy. sometimes.   Thank you!
I'm not really from around these parts and figure reinventing the wheel is gonna be a hobby of mine on occasion.
I really am still new to forums.  You all were my first! 

So TLDR is like a summary placed above the word festival for those less inclined to read the whole thing?

I did not really understand the maginiude of the consequences for poking Roger/Howl.
I consider him an important part of the learning curve here and a darwinian force for..  uh.. things and BOOM and stuff.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Just read from the start. You also poked Roger.

Don't poke Roger.

IT'S IMPOLITE TO POKE DEAD PEOPLE.

BUT IT IS A RELIGIOUS IMPERATIVE TO POKE ROGER, IF YOU PASS HIM IN THE ROAD.

EXPLAIN THAT, DOKTOR.

NO, IT IS A RELIGIOUS IMPERATIVE TO CRAP ON HIS GRAVE.  WE ONLY TELL PEOPLE THE POKING BIT FOR OUR OWN SICK AMUSEMENT.

"BOMBS AWAY, SWEET PRINCE" HE CRIED TO HIS FALLEN COMRADE AS, KECKS AROUND HIS ANKLES, HE SQUATTED OVER THE MOUND OF FRESHLY TURNED (THOUGH DUSTY AND ALMOST, BUT NOT QUITE, ENTIRELY LIFELESS) ARIZONA EARTH.

FOR IT IS HOW HE WOULD HAVE WANTED IT. WROTE IT IN HIS WILL.

Fixed.

I have to change my avatar again. For I have just noted that the board is without its spiritual advisor and I am therefore (probably) responsible for all the bullshit in recent weeks.

Probably, but we're gonna blame Sister Gothique anyway.

Well she DID have to "Move Away" from Tucson. No wonder things are fucked up everywhere.

Well she DID have to "Move Away" from Tucson. No wonder things are fucked up everywhere.

She was brought low by a pretty boy.  This is not uncommon for her.  However, what IS uncommon is that she chose to move - for reasons even she can't explain - to North Carolina, where the ticks have first names.  It's kind of like that Persephone chick, only she doesn't come back for half the year.

Legend has it that a hero can bring her back, as long as he doesn't eat any fried foods while in NC or look back on his way up the jetway in Tucson.

It sounds like a mission for a Holy Man^TM

Unfortunately, I'm too busy cleaning up that fucking mess you and Nigel left in the ancient Mayan temples in Siberia.

That was her idea.  She's all like "The line is too long", and I'm like "What are you gonna do about it?", and she's all like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!" and then there was squishy noises and something that sounded like a giant ratchet, and the blood went UP the pyramid, and I said "Haven't you got that backwards?", and she says "WHAT NOW, BITCH?"

Nigel is a terrible thing to happen to anyone, but at least with her, you don't have to wait in line at tourist attractions.

Perfect for when you travel to exotic lands, if they would let her through customs...

The customs guys tried to stop her, but she smiled at them and they all wandered off and fed themselves through the underside of the luggage conveyor.  They didn't even scream.  It was awful.

The customs guys tried to stop her, but she smiled at them and they all wandered off and fed themselves through the underside of the luggage conveyor.  They didn't even scream.  It was awful.

I heard that Squiddy learned that smile. I hear she used it down in Swampland in 2000 on some convention for people called Chad.

  Whew!  That's awesome, it's got Terror!   Adventure!   Romance!   and....   a dollop of spiritual consideration...  WOW.  I'm pretty sure you guys weren't even really letting go...   Good show!