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Started by Lies, June 30, 2011, 06:47:00 AM

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LMNO

#15
June 30, 2011, 03:28:50 PM
Honestly?  The best you can come up with is "NO U"?

Lies

#16
June 30, 2011, 03:32:51 PM Last Edit: June 30, 2011, 03:39:40 PM by Lies
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 30, 2011, 03:28:50 PM
Honestly?  The best you can come up with is "NO U"?

What you said made no sense. We are the suns chosen.

It's like me saying "enjoy your herpes bleacher" when I know you don't get laid.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dysfunctional Cunt

#17
June 30, 2011, 03:34:33 PM
I don't think this is as funny as it was intended.  At least I hope that is the problem.   :|

Lies

#18
June 30, 2011, 03:35:53 PM
This is superior humour that only the suns chosen are able to comprehend.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#19
June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Nephew Twiddleton

#20
June 30, 2011, 03:58:20 PM
You heard it here folks. Lies is sexually attracted to middle aged male bleachers.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Lies

#21
June 30, 2011, 04:05:18 PM
Now I know how Ted Haggard feels  :oops:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dysfunctional Cunt

#22
June 30, 2011, 04:09:00 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 04:05:18 PM
Now I know how Ted Haggard feels  :oops:

You did walk straight into that one.....

Doktor Howl

#23
June 30, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.

Sorry to hear your head shrank.
Molon Lube

Adios

#24
June 30, 2011, 10:47:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.

Sorry to hear your head shrank.

:lulz:

East Coast Hustle

#25
June 30, 2011, 11:12:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.

Sorry to hear your head shrank.

HAY THATS RACIST AGAINST HEADHUNTER TRIBES! AND PSYCHIATRISTS!
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:nigel:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#26
July 01, 2011, 01:12:55 AM
Every time i read "bleachers" i think of anal bleaching...?

Adios

#27
July 01, 2011, 01:16:04 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 01, 2011, 01:12:55 AM
Every time i read "bleachers" i think of anal bleaching...?

You need help. In a good way.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
July 01, 2011, 01:19:58 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
July 01, 2011, 01:23:19 AM
AHAHAHAHA ANAL BLEACHING

I am reading an article about it right now. My favorite quote: "Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?"

I don't think I even knew assbleaching existed until I saw "Bridesmaids". Who the hell sits around being concerned about the color of their poopchute?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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