ATTN: BLEACHERS

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

I think we all are, but sometimes the humor doesn't necessarily translate as funny.

I thought it was funny. But if I didn't know you to a degree I might have found it offensive. Maybe because making fun of white people is funny, even if you're white. I dunno, like, in my sphere, other white people make fun of each other for their specific nationality. You even see it here. roger makes fun of me being Irish, Dimo is a fucking guinzo, Nigel's Welsh, that sort of thing. :shrug:

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME

What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)

Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME

What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)

Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.

True story.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, Lies,
<----look over here for your amusement.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

I think we all are, but sometimes the humor doesn't necessarily translate as funny.

I thought it was funny. But if I didn't know you to a degree I might have found it offensive. Maybe because making fun of white people is funny, even if you're white. I dunno, like, in my sphere, other white people make fun of each other for their specific nationality. You even see it here. roger makes fun of me being Irish, Dimo is a fucking guinzo, Nigel's Welsh, that sort of thing. :shrug:

IT TURNS OUT

I AM NOT FUCKING WELSH

HALLELUJAH@!

Oh wait but I'm fucking Orkadian

[Lies]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

I think we all are, but sometimes the humor doesn't necessarily translate as funny.

I thought it was funny. But if I didn't know you to a degree I might have found it offensive. Maybe because making fun of white people is funny, even if you're white. I dunno, like, in my sphere, other white people make fun of each other for their specific nationality. You even see it here. roger makes fun of me being Irish, Dimo is a fucking guinzo, Nigel's Welsh, that sort of thing. :shrug:

Exactly. God forbid I try joining in on the fun.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME

What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)

Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.

True story.

I wish I knew where to find the stats, Nigel. Not just for actual racism but for perceptions on Australia. For some reason I want to say that it's not just America, but the whole English speaking world thinks this.

[Lies]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME

What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)

Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.

The other half is filipino.

And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.

[Lies]

Also, Lies,
<----look over here for your amusement.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

I think we all are, but sometimes the humor doesn't necessarily translate as funny.

I thought it was funny. But if I didn't know you to a degree I might have found it offensive. Maybe because making fun of white people is funny, even if you're white. I dunno, like, in my sphere, other white people make fun of each other for their specific nationality. You even see it here. roger makes fun of me being Irish, Dimo is a fucking guinzo, Nigel's Welsh, that sort of thing. :shrug:

IT TURNS OUT

I AM NOT FUCKING WELSH

HALLELUJAH@!

Oh wait but I'm fucking Orkadian

Dammit Nigel, I feel uncomfortable enough making your certificate WITH the Welsh, and now you have to pull that cracker ass Celtic commonality rug out beneath my feet? FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[President Television]

ICH BIN EIN FUHRER I AM OF ZE TRUE MASTER RACE

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME

What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)

Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.

The other half is filipino.

And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.

I guess that we're just going to have to agree that our former imperialist overlords are doing a good job of hiding it.

Fuck them Brits,
also, when you guize do republican revolution? Irishes and Americanses said fuck the monarchy. where is republic of Australia? Canada? Anybody?  

[Nephew Twiddleton]

ICH BIN EIN FUHRER I AM OF ZE TRUE MASTER RACE

Bald Aryan to Bald Aryan:

Um.... Fuck off. Not funny.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.

[Lies]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME

What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)

Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.

The other half is filipino.

And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.

I guess that we're just going to have to agree that our former imperialist overlords are doing a good job of hiding it.

Fuck them Brits,
also, when you guize do republican revolution? Irishes and Americanses said fuck the monarchy. where is republic of Australia? Canada? Anybody?  

We've tried doing it in the past but for some reason it never gets through.
As far as we're aware, the queen is someone on our money, but actually has sweet fuck all to do with Australia.
It's a running gag here in Aus to make fun of the queen for having absolutely nothing to do with us.