And Then, Suu, There's The Women

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to?  

I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).

If it works out after that, that's a whole different story.  That really depends on compatibility.  If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.

Men are pretty simple creatures.  Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.  

There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY".  Children are not capable of having adult relationships.  Same applies for the woman though.  If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.

No. No they aren't. They just think on different wavelengths.

Correction then, Men are simple for men to understand, even if women have trouble understanding them.  

This is however very different from women, who generally don't understand each other (women frequently have more male friends than female friends, true even for my lez friends) and are not generally understood by men either.

These are incredibly sweeping generalizations and refuse to hear that annecdotal evidence changes this.  If anything a better argument would be to agree on a refined deffinition of man and women over simple differences in genitalia.  More specifically in the case of Dope fiend, what kind of man she's trying to attract.  The first question being, does she even know what she's looking for.  Having a goal in mind, even a loose one dramatically increases the chance for success (I find a lot of women try to skip this very important step, instead they assume they will just be attracted when they are supposed to be, and therein lies the problem).

[Suu]

Before you get too far, allow me to state that both Nigel and I have been dealing with some epic shit. Granted, her shit is shittier than my shit, but it's shit nonetheless.

It's not that we don't know what we're looking for, it just often presents itself in packages with other traits we DON'T want, and sometimes it's too late to realize it.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?  

As long as you are reasonably attractive....  


Classy!

[Suu]

There in lies my problem. I just simply do not suck good enough dick.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?  

As long as you are reasonably attractive....  


Classy!

I never said it was classy, but here is a specific formula to please a man (not saying all men deserve pleasing, just that it is formula).

1) don't fuck with his ego, don't.  Men are more fragile than women here and won't admit it.

2) Arm jewelry in public, betty crocker in the home, porn whore in the bedroom.

3) don't be a shit.

This formula, if followed works pretty well most of the time.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

There in lies my problem. I just simply do not suck good enough dick.

It's hard finding a top quality dick these days.  Don't feel bad.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?  

As long as you are reasonably attractive....  


Classy!

I never said it was classy, but here is a specific formula to please a man (not saying all men deserve pleasing, just that it is formula).

1) don't fuck with his ego, don't.  Men are more fragile than women here and won't admit it.

2) Arm jewelry in public, betty crocker in the home, porn whore in the bedroom.

3) don't be a shit.

This formula, if followed works pretty well most of the time.

Oh my, you are going to be so much fun aren't you?  

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

Before you get too far, allow me to state that both Nigel and I have been dealing with some epic shit. Granted, her shit is shittier than my shit, but it's shit nonetheless.

It's not that we don't know what we're looking for, it just often presents itself in packages with other traits we DON'T want, and sometimes it's too late to realize it.

This is a good start, but it's not enough.  I'm not quantifying your relationships either.  Sometimes shit just can't be done ti fix busted relations, sometimes people are just bad for eachother, but like all things, if you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

[Phox]

So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?  

As long as you are reasonably attractive....  


Classy!

I never said it was classy, but here is a specific formula to please a man (not saying all men deserve pleasing, just that it is formula).

1) don't fuck with his ego, don't.  Men are more fragile than women here and won't admit it.

2) Arm jewelry in public, betty crocker in the home, porn whore in the bedroom.

3) don't be a shit.

This formula, if followed works pretty well most of the time.

Wow, I didn't think it was possible for you to be this big a moron. Really, I didn't.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

Oh my, you are going to be so much fun aren't you?  

It's my first day at camp.  Be gentle with me, councilor

[Suu]

1: I will crush a man's ego when he deserves it. Or testicles. Or both.

2: Only if he does the same. I'm entitled to be just as shallow.

3: Now you're just overestimating primate behavior.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

Wow, I didn't think it was possible for you to be this big a moron. Really, I didn't.

Do you have an argument to present, or are you just going to fling poo and pretend that's an argument?

[Phox]

Wow, I didn't think it was possible for you to be this big a moron. Really, I didn't.

Do you have an argument to present, or are you just going to fling poo and pretend that's an argument?

Sure I do, but you ain't worth the time it takes to type it out. So I ain't gonna. Have fun on the ignore list, fucko.

[Salty]

So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?  

As long as you are reasonably attractive....  


Classy!

I never said it was classy, but here is a specific formula to please a man (not saying all men deserve pleasing, just that it is formula).

1) don't fuck with his ego, don't.  Men are more fragile than women here and won't admit it.

2) Arm jewelry in public, betty crocker in the home, porn whore in the bedroom.

3) don't be a shit.

This formula, if followed works pretty well most of the time.

FTR: People who can't help shape, prune, squish my ego are not usually worth the time and effort any type of human relationship takes.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

1: I will crush a man's ego when he deserves it. Or testicles. Or both.

2: Only if he does the same. I'm entitled to be just as shallow.

3: Now you're just overestimating primate behavior.

Relationships are give and take Suu.  You have to concede sometimes, and other times you have to stand firm.  I won't lie, finding a good partner is hard, but if you flat out refuse to make those concessions, that may be a factor.  Just saying.

And I don't have a nickel in your love life.

I failed at relationships for a long time and then got tired of it and studied the topic for years.  Even then it took me a long time to get it right, and even then my relationship isn't 100% perfect, but no one's is.

You can fight the power all you want, and yes I'm totally for gender equality and gender boundaries being flexed and scattered, but if you discount the value of gender role right out of the gate, you're missing a vital step.

Start with the basics and then move to the advanced material