New People Should Probably Read This.

[Doktor Howl]

Like I said . I'm waiting on parts

I'll leave you tool bags to your tinkering soon enough .

Wait somewhere else.  Goodbye.

[East Coast Hustle]

Yeah think about it. Open up a subforum somewhere here, and have it as a place where we pit troll against troll, or maybe several trolls at once, for the lulz. Imagine- new troll comes in, right, and we just vacuum his posts into another troll's thread. Troll gets mad that someone else is coming underneath his bridge. Epic fun.

I still think it would probably end up like a lame version of Dancing With the Stars or something if the trolls in question didn't have sufficient perseverance.

They'd just get pissy that no one was taking them seriously and have tantrums of fail.

Now, if we could keep them there so they couldn't post anywhere else...

Yeah, that would be nice. Would it be possible that once someone hit obvious troll, obviously not going to contribute to admin them with some sort of label that makes all of the forums except the troll forum invisible? They'd still be able to see stuff if they logged out, but wouldn't be able to interact with anyone except in the troll dome.

how would that be functionally different from banning someone just for being a troll?

[East Coast Hustle]

A shame he cant metaprogram himself to live somewhere except New Jersey 

New jersey is a fucking sticky rat trap. Never come here it doesn't let go.

I've lived in Florida,Washington state,Colorado,North Carolina,California.

I have an ongoing custom metal sculpture project I have to finish here before I can move. My girl and I are considering Austin,Portland,or back to Southern California.

I fucking hate New Jersey I'm never ever coming back. Not even for my parents funerals .

You should totally move to Portland. It's full of the most enchanting bridges.

[Don Coyote]

A shame he cant metaprogram himself to live somewhere except New Jersey 

New jersey is a fucking sticky rat trap. Never come here it doesn't let go.

I've lived in Florida,Washington state,Colorado,North Carolina,California.

I have an ongoing custom metal sculpture project I have to finish here before I can move. My girl and I are considering Austin,Portland,or back to Southern California.

I fucking hate New Jersey I'm never ever coming back. Not even for my parents funerals .

You should totally move to Portland. It's full of the most enchanting bridges.

[iarmit]

Uhm, hiya.

I suppose I am one of those people this thread was (originally) intended for...
Though I am not sure what I've taken away from it- other than the helpful
cross-post to the Minor Rules and reasoning behind not deleting accounts.
Oh and the Chao Te Ching, I'll have to give that one a read through-
but I figured I might as well post in here, if for no other reason than to justify
this threads existence and possibly as a signifier that I read all (of of now) 28 pages of horseshit.

So, looking forward to it

[Phox]

Uhm, hiya.

I suppose I am one of those people this thread was (originally) intended for...
Though I am not sure what I've taken away from it- other than the helpful
cross-post to the Minor Rules and reasoning behind not deleting accounts.
Oh and the Chao Te Ching, I'll have to give that one a read through-
but I figured I might as well post in here, if for no other reason than to justify
this threads existence and possibly as a signifier that I read all (of of now) 28 pages of horseshit.

So, looking forward to it

I like this one, can we keep it? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hello, new person! We are very friendly.

And nice.

[Cuddlefish]

Uhm, hiya.

I suppose I am one of those people this thread was (originally) intended for...
Though I am not sure what I've taken away from it- other than the helpful
cross-post to the Minor Rules and reasoning behind not deleting accounts.
Oh and the Chao Te Ching, I'll have to give that one a read through-
but I figured I might as well post in here, if for no other reason than to justify
this threads existence and possibly as a signifier that I read all (of of now) 28 pages of horseshit.

So, looking forward to it

Do I know you from somewhere?

Edit: I do! Hey, there, buddy! Nice seeing you on the interbutts, you're easier on the eyes in text than you are IRL 

[Doktor Howl]

Hello, new person! We are very friendly.

And nice.

And if you have any questions, just pm "The Mgt".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hello, new person! We are very friendly.

And nice.

And if you have any questions, just pm "The Mgt".

Thinking about the last n00b who did that...

[iarmit]

And if you have any questions, just pm "The Mgt".

thanks, Dok, but i've fallen down my fair share of elevator shafts. and besides, who asks questions?

[Doktor Howl]

And if you have any questions, just pm "The Mgt".

thanks, Dok, but i've fallen down my fair share of elevator shafts. and besides, who asks questions?

Around here, we elbow each other out of the way to get to those elevator shafts.

At least I know *I* do.

[Doktor Howl]

Hello, new person! We are very friendly.

And nice.

And if you have any questions, just pm "The Mgt".

Thinking about the last n00b who did that...

I'm still giggling. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

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Is that a trout on your dashboard?