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Started by Doktor Howl, July 07, 2011, 05:00:14 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on July 22, 2011, 09:34:02 PM
Dunno if these were posted already?

Some minor rules (aka what gets you banned and don't mention the stiffy joke)
Why we won't delete your account

Probably a good idea to edit these into the first post?

I think it's a good idea if only to act as a deterrent to the HOW OBNOXIOUS DO I HAVE TO BE TO GET BANNED type of noob, which seems to come by at least a few times a month and it always takes several obnoxious days of them shitting up other people's threads before they realize they aren't going to get banned just for being moronic dicks, and settle down. If being a moronic dick was enough to get you banned, we all would have been banned by now.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

Oh! How can you say that?! I never act like a moronic dick!!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 10:35:50 PM

I think it's a good idea if only to act as a deterrent to the HOW OBNOXIOUS DO I HAVE TO BE TO GET BANNED type of noob, which seems to come by at least a few times a month and it always takes several obnoxious days of them shitting up other people's threads before they realize they aren't going to get banned just for being moronic dicks, and settle down.

And by then, they already have worked so hard against themselves that THEY'RE STILL FUCKING RETARDED kneejerk reactions linger.


SmokeyMcChickenson

#333
Personally I find it entertaining for my own silly reasons I'd never expect anyone else to understand.

You wanna be dicks. I can be a dick.

I should probably let you in on the fact that Its virtually impossible to insult me.

I don't care about local customs or rules anywhere I go. Which Is why I've gotten banned from so many places. :)

I collect being banned from forums and wear them like a badge of honor for my own personal pleasure.

Fuck you people :)

 :fnord: HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Salty

Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 22, 2011, 10:54:26 PM
Personally I find it entertaining for my own silly reasons I'd never expect anyone else to understand.

You wanna be dicks. I can be a dick.

I should probably let you in on the fact that Its virtually impossible to insult me.

I don't care about local customs or rules anywhere I go. Which Is why I've gotten banned from so many places. :)

I collect being banned from forums and wear them like a badge of honor for my own personal pleasure.

Fuck you people :)

 :fnord: HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE



You don't say.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 22, 2011, 10:54:26 PM
Personally I find it entertaining for my own silly reasons I'd never expect anyone else to understand.



It's not that we don't understand, it's that we don't care.
Molon Lube

SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2011, 11:09:20 PM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 22, 2011, 10:54:26 PM
Personally I find it entertaining for my own silly reasons I'd never expect anyone else to understand.



It's not that we don't understand, it's that we don't care.

Im not impressed that you don't care.

In all honesty.

I don't even care that I'm not impressed that you don't care.

  :kingmeh:


Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

SmokeyMcChickenson

Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Freeky


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2011, 11:28:20 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:26:04 PM
Why?  Have you earned it?

This guy isn't even in the running.

Oh Im an "Embedded" retorter Fnord correspondent.

You kids can go back to your sandbox ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeZIfbPKzGE
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2011, 11:28:20 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:26:04 PM
Why?  Have you earned it?

This guy isn't even in the running.

He has persistence, at least.

However, wondering if those prepackaged pancake and sausage on a sticks are gonna make me sick are more interesting than this dude's trolling.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:32:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2011, 11:28:20 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:26:04 PM
Why?  Have you earned it?

This guy isn't even in the running.

He has persistence, at least.

However, wondering if those prepackaged pancake and sausage on a sticks are gonna make me sick are more interesting than this dude's trolling.

It's fucking feeble.  Yeah, he shits weak ass insults all over the place, but quality-wise, the Furby was better than this garbage.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 10:42:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 10:35:50 PM

I think it's a good idea if only to act as a deterrent to the HOW OBNOXIOUS DO I HAVE TO BE TO GET BANNED type of noob, which seems to come by at least a few times a month and it always takes several obnoxious days of them shitting up other people's threads before they realize they aren't going to get banned just for being moronic dicks, and settle down.

And by then, they already have worked so hard against themselves that THEY'RE STILL FUCKING RETARDED kneejerk reactions linger.



Actually I think the reflex died pretty fast with the last two. Mostly because after a while it gets hard to keep track of who was who.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."