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An Ode to My Missing Right Boot

Started by Doktor Howl, July 07, 2011, 06:12:49 PM

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Doktor Howl

In a city full of asses,
Meth pipes, cigarette butts
and empty whiskey glasses
How shall I find my right boot?

I had it this just this morning
and despite "do nevers",
and the odd final warning
I left it in somebody's ass.

A good engineer boot it was
I had it for a while
but it's long gone now because
some dumb Opie stepped to me.

So if you hear me clumping by
do please check up your ass
Because I'm a sad, footsore guy
And the workday's just begun
Molon Lube

LMNO


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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2011, 06:12:49 PM
In a city full of asses,
Meth pipes, cigarette butts
and empty whiskey glasses
How shall I find my right boot?

I had it this just this morning
and despite "do nevers",
and the odd final warning
I left it in somebody's ass.

A good engineer boot it was
I had it for a while
but it's long gone now because
some dumb Opie stepped to me.

So if you hear me clumping by
do please check up your ass
Because I'm a sad, footsore guy
And the workday's just begun

This was fucking brilliant. :mittens:
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Anna Mae Bollocks

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Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2011, 06:12:49 PM
In a city full of asses,
Meth pipes, cigarette butts
and empty whiskey glasses
How shall I find my right boot?

I had it this just this morning
and despite "do nevers",
and the odd final warning
I left it in somebody's ass.

A good engineer boot it was
I had it for a while
but it's long gone now because
some dumb Opie stepped to me.

So if you hear me clumping by
do please check up your ass
Because I'm a sad, footsore guy
And the workday's just begun

:potd:


You're probably having trouble finding it because it's embedded so deeply.

You'll need to have someone cut it out. Instruct them not to cut the boot.  :lulz:
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Luna

This...  This needs to be done up with art, and fine calligraphy.

It's a piece of art.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."