Get yer, backpack out bubba we's gonna have us a bonfire

[CannedLizard]

People who play console games should be horse-whipped for my personal entertainment.

Fuck you, computer nerd. I fuckin' love my GameCube- seriously, I make love to it every night for hours. It's a good little slave. PCs, Macs, etc. are cold and unfeeling, and you just can't have sex with them. So go have fun with your ham sandwich, loser, 'cos... *points thumb toward GameCube* you won't be gettin' any of this hot bitch tonight.

Oh yeah?!

[MedeoPlusPlus]

It's funny.  No matter how many times he puts me on that list I'll never feel a thing.

You didn't read the super-fine-print disclaimer:

Rusty Lawn-Mower Blade (tm) should not be taken orally. Not recommended for use by children under the influence of narcotics or Spongebob Squarepants. Product may not work on pretentious attention-whores.

[Malaul]

I like that Im only on that list once

that blade HURT!!!

That would explain the blood in your avatar.

aini

acutally the blood is from the barbed wire

[saint aini]

It's funny.  No matter how many times he puts me on that list I'll never feel a thing.

You didn't read the super-fine-print disclaimer:

Rusty Lawn-Mower Blade (tm) should not be taken orally. Not recommended for use by children under the influence of narcotics or Spongebob Squarepants. Product may not work on pretentious attention-whores.

as I am not a pretintious attention whore I feel it woulndt be safe for me to use this product...

[LMNO]

which is why I mentioned roger's growing up and then chef being right (both of which are obviously stupid prepositions).

More stupid prepositions:

At
By
From
With



Speaking of prepositions, I was unfortunate enough to be forced to watch mona lisa smile the other night (it's a sick kind of S/M game I play with the Lady), and the ultra-proper, super-smart know-it-all Julia Stiles character wrote in the school paper "... she left carrying more than she came with."  I almost died laughing.

[MedeoPlusPlus]

["... she left carrying more than she came with."  I almost died laughing.

(It took me a minute or two to figure out what was so funny about that, but I finally got it)

[archPope Rocket P Llama]

All people who bitch about cigarettes and smokers should have their eyeballs burned out with camel turkish jades.

I am teh most suprerior writer and poet out of ALL of you bitches!

Abbey Road o\/\/nz0rs j00!

The Flaming Lips are the best band around currently and everybody who thinks otherwise should be drowned in animal suits.

[Horab Fibslager]

smoking is a slow suicide, not unlike living in a smoggy urban/heavy traffic environment, but totally different than commuting in an suv, which is mroe akin to mass poisioning.

[agent compassion]

Fucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.

[Horab Fibslager]

Fucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.

now that's the spirit!

[Rupert Giles]

Fucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.

now that's the spirit!

Or are those the Spirits?

[gnimbley]

Fucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.

now that's the spirit!

Or are those the Spirits?

[Rocky]
But are they friendly spirits?
[/Rocky]

[Horab Fibslager]

it depends if the bottle is half empty or half full...

don't it?

[Rupert Giles]

Fucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.

now that's the spirit!

Or are those the Spirits?

[Rocky]
But are they friendly spirits?
[/Rocky]

[Frankfurter]
ROCKY!
[/Frankfurter]

[Rev Thwack]

Fucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.

now that's the spirit!

Or are those the Spirits?

[Rocky]
But are they friendly spirits?
[/Rocky]

[Frankfurter]
ROCKY!
[/Frankfurter]

[Brad]
Janet!
[/Brad]