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For someone you don't know
« on: July 08, 2011, 06:43:28 pm »
Let me tell you,
you got it wrong. All that politics, ideals and religions people use against you are a facade. There are three kinds of people in this world: those who have fun, those who ruin the jokes for everyone, and the buzz-kills. What your dealing with here are the third kind, and your enemy: the buzz-kills.

You see once Don Quixote was having a great time, fighting windmills and such. And everyone was happy. Dulcinea was turned from peasant girl to princess, Sancho found himself a few laughs and those windmills got the shit kicking they deserved.
Then came along came Sanson Carrasco: Captain Buzz-kill himself.

You see people like that don't want to have fun. The only joy they get out of life is making sure no one is happier then they are. Their pettiness only allows them to be horrible to anyone who can crack a real smile, not those fake polite kinds.

They can take the simple act of eating and turn it into a novel of questions, like "Why are you eating your cheesecake before your meal?" and "You do know the salad fork is not for cutting your bake potatoes?" and "What do you mean 'go fuck yourself?'"

Screw them. You don't need them anymore.
Flee from all that nonsense and let yourself have some fun. Let yourself crack a real smile now and again, and if those windmills start talking shit about you (and you know they are) go up and give them a good kick in the crotch.
Stupid windmills.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

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Re: For someone you don't know
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2011, 06:45:29 pm »
 :lulz:

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Re: For someone you don't know
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2011, 05:22:24 am »
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Awesome stuff TI.

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Re: For someone you don't know
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2011, 07:29:08 am »
:mittens:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: For someone you don't know
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2011, 07:48:07 pm »
Ha--very clever and great breakdown of Don Quixote--nice, TI! :D

Stupid windmills, indeed!

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Re: For someone you don't know
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2011, 05:51:29 am »
  :lol:  :mittens:
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Re: For someone you don't know
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2011, 07:20:25 am »
Need bigger :mittens:  :D
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Re: For someone you don't know
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2011, 11:52:31 am »
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Re: For someone you don't know
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2011, 10:03:13 am »
Yes. Those. *yoink*  :D
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Re: For someone you don't know
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2011, 02:59:17 pm »
TI you need to rant more often.  You're very good!!!

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Re: For someone you don't know
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2011, 10:02:45 pm »
Thanks all
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

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Re: For someone you don't know
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2011, 12:05:59 am »
Holy shit, I "get" Don Quixote now. Fucken A.