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Started by trix, July 09, 2011, 02:44:58 AM

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July 09, 2011, 02:44:58 AM


Fucking awesome, poetic justice.

Goddamn shame the man was arrested though.  I mean seriously, wtf.
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#1
July 09, 2011, 04:48:11 AM
If they don't want the skeet, they shouldn't grope the meat.
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July 09, 2011, 04:49:59 AM
Quote from: trix on July 09, 2011, 02:44:58 AM


Fucking awesome, poetic justice.

Goddamn shame the man was arrested though.  I mean seriously, wtf.

Are they still getting suckers with this one? :lulz:

Hey trix, you wouldn't happen to be in the market to buy a bridge, would you?
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July 09, 2011, 06:32:45 AM
Huh, I thought that looked familiar, thanks for confirming it ECH
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July 09, 2011, 06:47:21 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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July 09, 2011, 07:05:41 AM
Posting this at conspiracy sites.  Those freaks will believe anything.
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July 09, 2011, 07:53:53 AM
Definitely worth perpetuating.  :lulz:
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July 09, 2011, 11:14:51 AM
Sergio Armani and Percy Cummings. Huhuh.

Sounds like politician's names.
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July 09, 2011, 12:14:12 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on July 09, 2011, 04:49:59 AM
Are they still getting suckers with this one? :lulz:

Hey trix, you wouldn't happen to be in the market to buy a bridge, would you?

:( you could have at least waited until page 2 or 3 before killing the joke.
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July 09, 2011, 07:43:38 PM
Joke was dead before it began. 2010?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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July 09, 2011, 08:22:00 PM
I believed it until I saw the name Percy Cummings.





Then, I slightly doubted it. Slightly.
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July 10, 2011, 01:43:32 AM
Quote from: trix on July 09, 2011, 12:14:12 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on July 09, 2011, 04:49:59 AM
Are they still getting suckers with this one? :lulz:

Hey trix, you wouldn't happen to be in the market to buy a bridge, would you?

:( you could have at least waited until page 2 or 3 before killing the joke.

This particular cock and repost was dead long before you wandered by, kid.
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