HAPPY HOLIDAYS! A thread dedicated to wtf chrstmas?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Oh, also found out that my father was an illegal immigrant AFTER I WAS BORN

Twid,
Anchor Baby.

You're a terror baby. 

Can you car bomb an anchor? 

^ All of that is funny to me 

[Triple Zero]

Oh, also found out that my father was an illegal immigrant AFTER I WAS BORN

Twid,
Anchor Baby.

OMG that is so lame, he could've told you BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!!



.. I mean, what kind of father does not share all his dirty little secrets with his semen?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh, also found out that my father was an illegal immigrant AFTER I WAS BORN

Twid,
Anchor Baby.

OMG that is so lame, he could've told you BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!!


.. I mean, what kind of father does not share all his dirty little secrets with his semen?

I'm going to now make it a point to tell my nutsack everything.

[Freeky]

Okay, I'm going to give why I said what I said first, and then I will apologize.

To me, it sounded like "I have drama!  HALP!"  and not "Oh this other fucked up thing happened on Christmas."  Suu, you do it constantly, and I have so little patience for it anymore that I'm reading into things wrongly now, it seems.

So I'm sorry.

[Suu]

It's fine. This whole vacation has been a pile of weird for me, anyway. I'm actually keeping it off the board except for that bit, because it...well...it really pissed me the fuck off.