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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2011, 01:51:41 pm »
Aw, Shit! the first really promisiing 'n00b' that's come along for. . . . . well, ages, and he's gone already!
Oh mercy me, *why does this always happen*  Come back, tell us some more about that. . . .bohaism, and sofism, it's always so refreshing to hear about somebody else's wacky religion, and you write so well and your story was so honest and humble, I'm sorry I called you a rectum, I'm sure you're not like that at all and you're nice and your artistic, and you make stuff, and now we've gone and upset you! I wanna hear more about your journey, and how you found happiness and got such a unique and singular perspective on life's setbacks and stuff. . . . . . . . . . . maybe we can really learn something from you, it can't have been easy coming back here after. . . . .you know, what happened! Roger's dead now, and apparently he was a cunt anyway, always borrowed tools, and never brought them back. I wanna see your amazing puzzles, and I might even buy some for some kids somewhere and . . . . . . . . . . Awwwww,.  :x

Bollocks, it's no good, I can't keep this shit up any longer. Go on then, fuck off you worthless shitneck, I bet your puzzles are utter shite, and you're really just a hopeless drunk who hassles passers by for change through your puke stained beard, I can almost smell the rank, foetid stench of old piss and cheap rotgut vodka from here. I don't know why you came back here anyway, "Ooh, I used to be a Discordian guise, now I'm a . . . . puzzle maker"?   :fap:   Fuck off back to Stormfront, or wherever the fuck you slithered out from. Or stick around, supchew, I've already spent too long chewing your nasty racist arse, now I need to take a shower and brush my teeth, so if you'll kindly just fuck off somewhere else, and eat a big bag of donkey dicks, I can get on with my day. Thanks for the 2 minute distraction, Bye now. *Wanker*
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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2011, 04:58:56 am »
It is a shame that I won't be showing you guys my puzzles.  It seems like my puzzle making enterprise could have fit in perfect with the Discordians.  But I can't be sticking around where there's any kind of an old hex against me, and it's not something I can easily amend, even five-seven years later.  Racism is bad, kids.  At least I gave you guys Obama as workman's comp.  Feel free to terminate my account all over again.  Sorry, Discordians.

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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #47 on: July 11, 2011, 08:19:05 am »
Aw, Shit! the first really promisiing 'n00b' that's come along for. . . . . well, ages, and he's gone already!
Oh mercy me, *why does this always happen*  Come back, tell us some more about that. . . .bohaism, and sofism, it's always so refreshing to hear about somebody else's wacky religion, and you write so well and your story was so honest and humble, I'm sorry I called you a rectum, I'm sure you're not like that at all and you're nice and your artistic, and you make stuff, and now we've gone and upset you! I wanna hear more about your journey, and how you found happiness and got such a unique and singular perspective on life's setbacks and stuff. . . . . . . . . . . maybe we can really learn something from you, it can't have been easy coming back here after. . . . .you know, what happened! Roger's dead now, and apparently he was a cunt anyway, always borrowed tools, and never brought them back. I wanna see your amazing puzzles, and I might even buy some for some kids somewhere and . . . . . . . . . . Awwwww,.  :x

Bollocks, it's no good, I can't keep this shit up any longer. Go on then, fuck off you worthless shitneck, I bet your puzzles are utter shite, and you're really just a hopeless drunk who hassles passers by for change through your puke stained beard, I can almost smell the rank, foetid stench of old piss and cheap rotgut vodka from here. I don't know why you came back here anyway, "Ooh, I used to be a Discordian guise, now I'm a . . . . puzzle maker"?   :fap:   Fuck off back to Stormfront, or wherever the fuck you slithered out from. Or stick around, supchew, I've already spent too long chewing your nasty racist arse, now I need to take a shower and brush my teeth, so if you'll kindly just fuck off somewhere else, and eat a big bag of donkey dicks, I can get on with my day. Thanks for the 2 minute distraction, Bye now. *Wanker*

Really, you people are just aweful.  The Dok was right-- I shouldn't focus on Doscordianism so much no more.  Next thing I know, I'd become just another appendage of Her mighty bowels.  And if you really want to learn more about Baha'i and Sufism, you'll learn for yourself, schmuck.  Here's some baha'i resources-- http://www.bahai.org, http://www.sacred-texts.com/bhi/index.htm, & http://bahai-library.com.  The words of Baha'u'llah are very cool; more like what I'd come to expect from a true holy book.  As for Sufism, I became a proud member of the Naqshbandi order.  Anybody can take baya' and become a Sufi online at http://www.naqshbandi.org/.  Of course, it probably takes a bit more to actually practice Sufism, but just taking the baya' will grant a person spiritual power and protection, even if you never get down to pray your whole life.  Both Sufism and Baha'i are outlawed in certain parts of the world by certain branches of fundamentalist Islam, because Baha'i is too different than Islam, and I guess because Sufism is too obscure or radical, delving into the deeper spirituality behind the face of Islam, without necessarily abiding in the form of all its ways, unless they do.  
"Sufism is truth without form." -Ibn El-Jalali  

And, I've only just begun to make puzzles; I've just made a few puzzles so far as O'Burhan's apprentice puzzler.  We can't make any new stock for a while, until we get the new studio up and running.  We built a cool little studio in his basement but then he lost his house.  Soon enough though, we'll both be making more, and I'll have some more artwork prepared for it.  When I finally get all the pics in, I can show you guys the pics of the puzzles I have made so far-- to the 'bring and brag' section.  In the mean time, later haters.

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Omar
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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #48 on: July 11, 2011, 10:10:00 am »
Aw, Shit! the first really promisiing 'n00b' that's come along for. . . . . well, ages, and he's gone already!
Oh mercy me, *why does this always happen*  Come back, tell us some more about that. . . .bohaism, and sofism, it's always so refreshing to hear about somebody else's wacky religion, and you write so well and your story was so honest and humble, I'm sorry I called you a rectum, I'm sure you're not like that at all and you're nice and your artistic, and you make stuff, and now we've gone and upset you! I wanna hear more about your journey, and how you found happiness and got such a unique and singular perspective on life's setbacks and stuff. . . . . . . . . . . maybe we can really learn something from you, it can't have been easy coming back here after. . . . .you know, what happened! Roger's dead now, and apparently he was a cunt anyway, always borrowed tools, and never brought them back. I wanna see your amazing puzzles, and I might even buy some for some kids somewhere and . . . . . . . . . . Awwwww,.  :x

Bollocks, it's no good, I can't keep this shit up any longer. Go on then, fuck off you worthless shitneck, I bet your puzzles are utter shite, and you're really just a hopeless drunk who hassles passers by for change through your puke stained beard, I can almost smell the rank, foetid stench of old piss and cheap rotgut vodka from here. I don't know why you came back here anyway, "Ooh, I used to be a Discordian guise, now I'm a . . . . puzzle maker"?   :fap:   Fuck off back to Stormfront, or wherever the fuck you slithered out from. Or stick around, supchew, I've already spent too long chewing your nasty racist arse, now I need to take a shower and brush my teeth, so if you'll kindly just fuck off somewhere else, and eat a big bag of donkey dicks, I can get on with my day. Thanks for the 2 minute distraction, Bye now. *Wanker*

Really, you people are just aweful.  The Dok was right-- I shouldn't focus on Doscordianism so much no more.  Next thing I know, I'd become just another appendage of Her mighty bowels.  And if you really want to learn more about Baha'i and Sufism, you'll learn for yourself, schmuck.  Here's some baha'i resources-- http://www.bahai.org, http://www.sacred-texts.com/bhi/index.htm, & http://bahai-library.com.  The words of Baha'u'llah are very cool; more like what I'd come to expect from a true holy book.  As for Sufism, I became a proud member of the Naqshbandi order.  Anybody can take bayat and become a Sufi online at http://www.naqshbandi.org/.  Of course, it probably takes a bit more to actually practice Sufism, but just taking the bayat will grant a person spiritual power and protection, even if you never get down to pray your whole life.  Both Sufism and Baha'i are outlawed in certain parts of the world by certain branches of fundamentalist Islam, because Baha'i is too different than Islam, and I guess because Sufism is too obscure or radical, delving into the deeper spirituality behind the face of Islam, without necessarily abiding in the form of all its ways, unless they do. 
"Sufism is truth without form." -Ibn El-Jalali 

And, I've only just begun to make puzzles; I've just made a few puzzles so far as O'Burhan's apprentice puzzler.  We can't make any new stock for a while, until we get the new studio up and running.  We built a cool little studio in his basement but then he lost his house.  Soon enough though, we'll both be making more, and I'll have some more artwork prepared for it.  When I finally get all the pics in, I can show you guys the pics of the puzzles I have made so far-- to the 'bring and brag' section.  In the mean time, later haters.

Love,
Omar
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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #49 on: July 11, 2011, 11:47:31 am »
The words of Baha'u'llah are very cool; more like what I'd come to expect from a true holy book.  As for Sufism, I became a proud member of the Naqshbandi order.  Anybody can take bayat and become a Sufi online at http://www.naqshbandi.org/.  Of course, it probably takes a bit more to actually practice Sufism, but just taking the bayat will grant a person spiritual power and protection, even if you never get down to pray your whole life.

See you might think that your new fairytale book actually promises you more magical powers than Discordianism did.

But in fact, Discordianism promised you WAY MORE magical powers.

But now you're all like, yeah but Discordianism was tricking me it was all a joke they never had magical powers to give me stupid Discordianisms trying to sell me on their belief system.

So yeah, who knows, good luck with your next thing. If you're lucky they'll trick you for the rest of your life!
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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #50 on: July 11, 2011, 01:45:57 pm »
The words of Baha'u'llah are very cool; more like what I'd come to expect from a true holy book.  As for Sufism, I became a proud member of the Naqshbandi order.  Anybody can take bayat and become a Sufi online at http://www.naqshbandi.org/.  Of course, it probably takes a bit more to actually practice Sufism, but just taking the bayat will grant a person spiritual power and protection, even if you never get down to pray your whole life.

See you might think that your new fairytale book actually promises you more magical powers than Discordianism did.

But in fact, Discordianism promised you WAY MORE magical powers.

But now you're all like, yeah but Discordianism was tricking me it was all a joke they never had magical powers to give me stupid Discordianisms trying to sell me on their belief system.

So yeah, who knows, good luck with your next thing. If you're lucky they'll trick you for the rest of your life!

This is probably the best post on this board ever.  Except maybe that one about Giggles trying to find out what would fit in his ass.
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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #51 on: July 12, 2011, 11:17:47 pm »
Dammit I shoulda known it was Ol' Ben the FuckUp.

Real piece o' work is Ben.  :lulz:

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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #52 on: July 12, 2011, 11:30:00 pm »
The words of Baha'u'llah are very cool; more like what I'd come to expect from a true holy book.  As for Sufism, I became a proud member of the Naqshbandi order.  Anybody can take bayat and become a Sufi online at http://www.naqshbandi.org/.  Of course, it probably takes a bit more to actually practice Sufism, but just taking the bayat will grant a person spiritual power and protection, even if you never get down to pray your whole life.

See you might think that your new fairytale book actually promises you more magical powers than Discordianism did.

But in fact, Discordianism promised you WAY MORE magical powers.

But now you're all like, yeah but Discordianism was tricking me it was all a joke they never had magical powers to give me stupid Discordianisms trying to sell me on their belief system.

So yeah, who knows, good luck with your next thing. If you're lucky they'll trick you for the rest of your life!

This is probably the best post on this board ever.  Except maybe that one about Giggles trying to find out what would fit in his ass.

I'm glad I missed that one.

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