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Re: Who am "I"?
« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2007, 08:29:10 pm »
Who am "I"?

The man who will save the dolphins?

Or the man who will make baby Jesus cry?

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Re: Who am "I"?
« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2007, 08:35:22 pm »
Nope. definitely save the dolphins.  Its Bhode's destiny.  He's like a cross between Neo and Echo the Dolphin (and Adolf Hitler, now I think about it).

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Re: Who am "I"?
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2007, 09:02:22 pm »

Bhode had more of a stupid world view that he was whilling to "sacrifice" millions for the "common good"
I figure he's more like Pol Pot then Hitler
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Re: Who am "I"?
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2011, 08:18:42 am »
The 99 + 1 Attributes of Allah

1    Allah (الله)    (The) God
2    Ar-Rahman (الرحمن)    The All Beneficent
3    Ar-Rahim (الرحيم)    The Most Merciful
4    Al-Malik (الملك)    The King, The Sovereign
5    Al-Quddus (القدوس)    The Most Holy
6    As-Salam (السلام)    The Peace and Blessing
7    Al-Mu'min (المؤمن)    The Guarantor
8    Al-Muhaymin (المهيمن)    The Guardian, The Preserver
9    Al-Aziz (العزيز)    The Almighty, The Self Sufficient
10    Al-Jabbar (الجبار)    The Powerful, The Irresistible
11    Al-Mutakabbir (المتكبر)    The Tremendous
12    Al-Khaliq (الخالق)    The Creator
13    Al-Bari' (البارئ)    The Maker
14    Al-Musawwir (المصور)    The Fashioner of Forms
15    Al-Ghaffar (الغفار)    The Ever Forgiving
16    Al-Qahhar (القهار)    The All Compelling Subduer
17    Al-Wahhab (الوهاب)    The Bestower
18    Ar-Razzaq (الرزاق)    The Ever Providing
19    Al-Fattah (الفتاح)    The Opener, The Victory Giver
20    Al-`Alim (العليم)    The All Knowing, The Omniscient
21    Al-Qabid (القابض)    The Restrainer, The Straightener
22    Al-Basit (الباسط)    The Expander, The Munificent
23    Al-Khafid (الخافض)    The Abaser
24    Ar-Rafi (الرافع)    The Exalter
25    Al-Mu'izz (المعز)    The Giver of Honour
26    Al-Mudhill (المذل)    The Giver of Dishonour
27    As-Sami (السميع)    The All Hearing
28    Al-Basir (البصير)    The All Seeing
29    Al-Hakam (الحكم)    The Judge, The Arbitrator
30    Al-`Adl (العدل)    The Utterly Just
31    Al-Latif (اللطيف)    The Subtly Kind
32    Al-Khabir (الخبير)    The All Aware
33    Al-Halim (الحليم)    The Forbearing, The Indulgent
34    Al-Azim (العظيم)    The Magnificent, The Infinite
35    Al-Ghafur (الغفور)    The All Forgiving
36    Ash-Shakur (الشكور)    The Grateful
37    Al-Ali (العلى)    The Sublimely Exalted
38    Al-Kabir (الكبير)    The Great
39    Al-Hafiz (الحفيظ)    The Preserver
40    Al-Muqit (المقيت)    The Nourisher
41    Al-Hasib (الحسيب)    The Reckoner
42    Al-Jalil (الجليل)    The Majestic
43    Al-Karim (الكريم)    The Bountiful, The Generous
44    Ar-Raqib (الرقيب)    The Watchful
45    Al-Mujib (المجيب)    The Responsive, The Answerer
46    Al-Wasi (الواسع)    The Vast, The All Encompassing
47    Al-Hakim (الحكيم)    The Wise
48    Al-Wadud (الودود)    The Loving, The Kind One
49    Al-Majid (المجيد)    The All Glorious
50    Al-Ba'ith (الباعث)    The Raiser of The Dead
51    Ash-Shahid (الشهيد)    The Witness
52    Al-Haqq (الحق)    The Truth, The Real
53    Al-Wakil (الوكيل)    The Trustee, The Dependable
54    Al-Qawiyy (القوى)    The Strong
55    Al-Matin (المتين)    The Firm, The Steadfast
56    Al-Waliyy (الولى)    The Protecting Friend, Patron and Helper
57    Al-Hamid (الحميد)    The All Praiseworthy
58    Al-Muhsi (المحصى)    The Accounter, The Numberer of All
59    Al-Mubdi' (المبدئ)    The Producer, Originator, and Initiator of all
60    Al-Mu'id (المعيد)    The Reinstater Who Brings Back All
61    Al-Muhyi (المحيى)    The Giver of Life
62    Al-Mumit (المميت)    The Bringer of Death, The Destroyer
63    Al-Hayy (الحي)    The Ever Living
64    Al-Qayyum (القيوم)    The Self Subsisting Sustainer of All
65    Al-Wajid (الواجد)    The Perceiver, The Finder, The Unfailing
66    Al-Majid (الماجد)    The Illustrious, The Magnificent
67    Al-Wahid (الواحد)    The One, the All Inclusive, The Indivisible
68    As-Samad (الصمد)    The Self Sufficient, The Impregnable, The Eternally Besought of All, The Everlasting
69    Al-Qadir (القادر)    The All Able
70    Al-Muqtadir (المقتدر)    The All Determiner, The Dominant
71    Al-Muqaddim (المقدم)    The Expediter, He Who Brings Forward
72    Al-Mu'akhkhir (المؤخر)    The Delayer, He Who Puts Far Away
73    Al-Awwal (الأول)    The First
74    Al-Akhir (الأخر)    The Last
75    Az-Zahir (الظاهر)    The Manifest, The All Victorious
76    Al-Batin (الباطن)    The Hidden, The All Encompassing
77    Al-Wali (الوالي)    The Patron
78    Al-Muta'ali (المتعالي)    The Self Exalted
79    Al-Barr (البر)    The Most Kind and Righteous
80    At-Tawwab (التواب)    The Ever Returning, Ever Relenting
81    Al-Muntaqim (المنتقم)    The Avenger
82    Al-'Afuww (العفو)    The Pardoner, The Effacer of Sins
83    Ar-Ra'uf (الرؤوف)    The Compassionate, The All Pitying
84    Malik-al-Mulk (مالك الملك)    The Owner of All Sovereignty
85    Dhu-al-Jalal wa-al-Ikram (ذو الجلال و الإكرام)    The Lord of Majesty and Generosity
86    Al-Muqsit (المقسط)    The Equitable, The Requiter
87    Al-Jami' (الجامع)    The Gatherer, The Unifier
88    Al-Ghani (الغنى)    The All Rich, The Independent
89    Al-Mughni (المغنى)    The Enricher, The Emancipator
90    Al-Mani'(المانع)    The Withholder, The Shielder, the Defender
91    Ad-Darr (الضار)    The Distressor, The Harmer
92    An-Nafi' (النافع)    The Propitious, The Benefactor
93    An-Nur (النور)    The Light
94    Al-Hadi (الهادي)    The Guide
95    Al-Badi (البديع)    The Incomparable, The Originator
96    Al-Baqi (الباقي)    The Ever Enduring and Immutable
97    Al-Warith (الوارث)    The Heir, The Inheritor of All
98    Ar-Rashid (الرشيد)    The Guide, Infallible Teacher and Knower
99    As-Sabur (الصبور)    The Patient, The Timeless

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Re: Who am "I"?
« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2011, 07:16:02 pm »
its all about self-savior

no religion can offer that, but all religions have some useful tools

its like lego

use it poorly and you build a unsightly jagged block

take it apart and rearrange it and you can have noah's ark

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Re: Who am "I"?
« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2011, 06:54:24 am »

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Re: Who am "I"?
« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2011, 04:34:41 pm »
I am a work in progress, till I die.

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Re: Who am "I"?
« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2011, 05:50:14 pm »
I am a work in progress, till I die.


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Re: Who am "I"?
« Reply #38 on: July 14, 2011, 09:51:49 pm »