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Started by Doktor Howl, July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM

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Doktor Howl

July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/

Look at this page.  By the bottom, you'll wish you'd been born in Sierra Leone or some other, more civilized place.  Seriously.  This is kitsch hell.  I mean, who the FUCK takes pictures of the tour bus driver?  And why does everyone look like they're trying not to scream?

Hell, the lead off pic is bad enough.

Holy shit, I hate humanity, even when they're not being outright assholes.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#1
July 12, 2011, 03:30:40 AM
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#2
July 12, 2011, 03:32:08 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS!  ANDY WILLIAMS AND GLEN CAMPBELL ARE STILL ALIVE?

:horrormirth:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#3
July 12, 2011, 03:33:37 AM
THIS TOWN CANNOT REALLY EXIST!  I AM NOT HAVING THIS SHIT!
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#4
July 12, 2011, 03:38:45 AM
This is, of course, only the beginning.  I will dig shit like this up every day until my demands are met.
Molon Lube

Luna

#5
July 12, 2011, 03:39:26 AM
Oh, Dok...

I understand, you must see this, for SCIENCE...  But the male anatomy just is not designed to stand this kind of stress.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Doktor Howl

#6
July 12, 2011, 03:41:36 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 12, 2011, 03:39:26 AM
Oh, Dok...

I understand, you must see this, for SCIENCE...  But the male anatomy just is not designed to stand this kind of stress.

The part about the ducks (the LST landing craft thingies) has left me full of hate.  Not the burning kind of hate, the sour kind of hate that gives you ulcers.
Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

#7
July 12, 2011, 04:01:05 AM
Just lookes like some very pleasant vacation photos to me...  wait, why is everything on fire?  Oh crap, I looked too deeply at the precious moments chapel and Satan finally got a lock on my despair.  Heh, joke's on him!  I'll just leave it on screen and hold out the monitor like a bible. 

:magick:

He doesn't seem amused...  Do you want his number?  He says he'll do ANYTHING to stop this from happening again. Finally some leverage! Thanks Doktor Howl!
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Precious Moments Zalgo

#8
July 12, 2011, 04:04:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/

Look at this page.  By the bottom, you'll wish you'd been born in Sierra Leone or some other, more civilized place.  Seriously.  This is kitsch hell.  I mean, who the FUCK takes pictures of the tour bus driver?  And why does everyone look like they're trying not to scream?

Hell, the lead off pic is bad enough.

Holy shit, I hate humanity, even when they're not being outright assholes.
I knew it was going to be bad before I even started scrolling, when I read Precious Moments Chapel in the title, but I had no idea.  :x
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Juana

#9
July 12, 2011, 04:05:03 AM
:lulz: God, those are awful. Especially the Precious Moments chapel.
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Doktor Howl

#10
July 12, 2011, 04:05:11 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 12, 2011, 04:01:05 AM
Just lookes like some very pleasant vacation photos to me...  wait, why is everything on fire?  Oh crap, I looked too deeply at the precious moments chapel and Satan finally got a lock on my despair.  Heh, joke's on him!  I'll just leave it on screen and hold out the monitor like a bible. 

:magick:

He doesn't seem amused...  Do you want his number?  He says he'll do ANYTHING to stop this from happening again. Finally some leverage! Thanks Doktor Howl!

FUCK YOU.

Goddamn it, another perfectly good fucking thread killed by The Asshole Joseph.

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, YOU GODDAMN RETARD, OR I WILL FOLLOW YOU FROM THREAD TO THREAD, SHITTING ON EVERY GODDAMN THING YOU DO.

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#11
July 12, 2011, 04:07:42 AM
Quote from: Pastor Mungbean Zucchini on July 12, 2011, 04:04:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/

Look at this page.  By the bottom, you'll wish you'd been born in Sierra Leone or some other, more civilized place.  Seriously.  This is kitsch hell.  I mean, who the FUCK takes pictures of the tour bus driver?  And why does everyone look like they're trying not to scream?

Hell, the lead off pic is bad enough.

Holy shit, I hate humanity, even when they're not being outright assholes.
I knew it was going to be bad before I even started scrolling, when I read Precious Moments Chapel in the title, but I had no idea.  :x

The chorus/song and dance shows fill me with a level of loathing that I can't communicate.  Fortunately, asshole came into the thread and allowed me to shit some of my hate.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#12
July 12, 2011, 04:08:06 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on July 12, 2011, 04:05:03 AM
:lulz: God, those are awful. Especially the Precious Moments chapel.

"And their penguins".

:x
Molon Lube

Richter

#13
July 12, 2011, 04:11:20 AM
Apparently an ultra - cutesy stations of the cross was beneath them.

Fuckers.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Precious Moments Zalgo

#14
July 12, 2011, 04:17:39 AM
Oh, hey.  That Christian tour company is local to me.  I see their buses around here all the time.  I could take the same trip!  :fap:
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