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Started by Doktor Howl, July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM

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Doktor Howl

#15
July 12, 2011, 04:18:41 AM
Quote from: Pastor Mungbean Zucchini on July 12, 2011, 04:17:39 AM
Oh, hey.  That Christian tour company is local to me.  I see their buses around here all the time.  I could take the same trip!  :fap:

I fucking DARE you.
Molon Lube

Precious Moments Zalgo

#16
July 12, 2011, 04:21:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 04:18:41 AM
Quote from: Pastor Mungbean Zucchini on July 12, 2011, 04:17:39 AM
Oh, hey.  That Christian tour company is local to me.  I see their buses around here all the time.  I could take the same trip!  :fap:

I fucking DARE you.
I don't know, man.  I currently have a will to live, and I'd like to keep it.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

The Wizard Joseph

#17
July 12, 2011, 04:24:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 04:05:11 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 12, 2011, 04:01:05 AM
Just lookes like some very pleasant vacation photos to me...  wait, why is everything on fire?  Oh crap, I looked too deeply at the precious moments chapel and Satan finally got a lock on my despair.  Heh, joke's on him!  I'll just leave it on screen and hold out the monitor like a bible. 

:magick:

He doesn't seem amused...  Do you want his number?  He says he'll do ANYTHING to stop this from happening again. Finally some leverage! Thanks Doktor Howl!

FUCK YOU.

Goddamn it, another perfectly good fucking thread killed by The Asshole Joseph.

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, YOU GODDAMN RETARD, OR I WILL FOLLOW YOU FROM THREAD TO THREAD, SHITTING ON EVERY GODDAMN THING YOU DO.



:oops:
Alright.  NOT trying to be a jerk here.  I'll go the fuck away.  Thought this thread was funny.  I'll just read your threads as sayng "Don't post here Asshole Joseph 'cuz I hate you!" in addition to whatever else funny or not.
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Doktor Howl

#18
July 12, 2011, 04:28:39 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 12, 2011, 04:24:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 04:05:11 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 12, 2011, 04:01:05 AM
Just lookes like some very pleasant vacation photos to me...  wait, why is everything on fire?  Oh crap, I looked too deeply at the precious moments chapel and Satan finally got a lock on my despair.  Heh, joke's on him!  I'll just leave it on screen and hold out the monitor like a bible. 

:magick:

He doesn't seem amused...  Do you want his number?  He says he'll do ANYTHING to stop this from happening again. Finally some leverage! Thanks Doktor Howl!

FUCK YOU.

Goddamn it, another perfectly good fucking thread killed by The Asshole Joseph.

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, YOU GODDAMN RETARD, OR I WILL FOLLOW YOU FROM THREAD TO THREAD, SHITTING ON EVERY GODDAMN THING YOU DO.



:oops:
Alright.  NOT trying to be a jerk here.  I'll go the fuck away.  Thought this thread was funny.  I'll just read your threads as sayng "Don't post here Asshole Joseph 'cuz I hate you!" in addition to whatever else funny or not.

That's the general idea.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#19
July 12, 2011, 04:29:14 AM
Quote from: Pastor Mungbean Zucchini on July 12, 2011, 04:21:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 04:18:41 AM
Quote from: Pastor Mungbean Zucchini on July 12, 2011, 04:17:39 AM
Oh, hey.  That Christian tour company is local to me.  I see their buses around here all the time.  I could take the same trip!  :fap:

I fucking DARE you.
I don't know, man.  I currently have a will to live, and I'd like to keep it.

YOU HAVE TO GET THE FULL EFFECT.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
July 12, 2011, 07:46:07 AM
AAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

#21
July 12, 2011, 07:54:15 AM





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Telarus

#22
July 12, 2011, 07:57:38 AM
The people who put together the "trip" photoset run a youtube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/atimetoremember
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notathing

#23
July 12, 2011, 08:56:37 AM
QuoteI was able to get close enough to a field of wild poppies to get a few pictures.

ahahahaha

Freeky

#24
July 12, 2011, 09:12:42 AM
Oh my god, is that craft strip mall still there?  Wow, memory lanes and shit.

Also, I drove a duck when I was like 8.  It was fun, and a thing to brag about to my other 8 year old friends.

they didn't go to the Butterfly Place?  They missed out.  I see they missed that one Dixie show, too, and that's worth seeing if it's still there.  Dinner and theater with horses and ostriches and things is win.

I think my cousin got married at the Precious Moments chapel...





:lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#25
July 12, 2011, 09:15:05 AM
If the way those people looked and the angels on carousel horsies didn't tip you off that THE PRECIOUS MOMENTS CHAPEL IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE, it's your own fault.

I'm going to bleach my eyes now and curl up with some Goatse and old GIGGLES posts and try to heal.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Luna

#26
July 12, 2011, 10:37:33 AM
The really horrifying part of this?

This could be the vacation photos of one side of my family.

I've sat through similar, and had to make the nice-nice "Oh, how wonderful" comments.

Without puking.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#27
July 12, 2011, 10:51:06 AM Last Edit: July 12, 2011, 10:52:37 AM by Anna Mae Bollocks
Quote from: Telarus on July 12, 2011, 07:54:15 AM


The Dumb & Dumber haircut helps him overcome cultural barriers.  :horrormirth:
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GIGGLES

#28
July 12, 2011, 12:56:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/

Look at this page.  By the bottom, you'll wish you'd been born in Sierra Leone or some other, more civilized place.  Seriously.  This is kitsch hell.  I mean, who the FUCK takes pictures of the tour bus driver?  And why does everyone look like they're trying not to scream?

Hell, the lead off pic is bad enough.

Holy shit, I hate humanity, even when they're not being outright assholes.

IS IT WEIRD THAT I HAVE A BONER?

Rumckle

#29
July 12, 2011, 12:59:39 PM
Weird that YOU have a boner?
Definitely not.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.
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