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Started by Doktor Howl, July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

 :cry:

I have no words.

At least it is far enough away that I won't have nightmares......  much. 

Doktor Howl

I have something even better in mind for tonight.

Unless my demands are met.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 02:55:16 PM
I have something even better in mind for tonight.

Unless my demands are met.

What are your demands?  Did I miss them somewhere?  :?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Khara on July 12, 2011, 02:57:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 02:55:16 PM
I have something even better in mind for tonight.

Unless my demands are met.

What are your demands?  Did I miss them somewhere?  :?

I want my real world back, not this robot shit.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 02:58:32 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 12, 2011, 02:57:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 02:55:16 PM
I have something even better in mind for tonight.

Unless my demands are met.

What are your demands?  Did I miss them somewhere?  :?

I want my real world back, not this robot shit.

Ah, well unfortunately, I think that ship has sailed.  :sad:

Precious Moments Zalgo

I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Dysfunctional Cunt


Chairman Risus


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2011, 06:44:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 12, 2011, 08:21:24 PM
Best fread evah.  :lulz:

I don't think we've exhausted the horror, here.

Oh no, I think we have a lot more we can do....

Jenne

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/

Look at this page.  By the bottom, you'll wish you'd been born in Sierra Leone or some other, more civilized place.  Seriously.  This is kitsch hell.  I mean, who the FUCK takes pictures of the tour bus driver?  And why does everyone look like they're trying not to scream?

Hell, the lead off pic is bad enough.

Holy shit, I hate humanity, even when they're not being outright assholes.

Was it GIGGLES who appropriated the busdriver photo?

:lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Jenne on August 08, 2011, 07:31:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/

Look at this page.  By the bottom, you'll wish you'd been born in Sierra Leone or some other, more civilized place.  Seriously.  This is kitsch hell.  I mean, who the FUCK takes pictures of the tour bus driver?  And why does everyone look like they're trying not to scream?

Hell, the lead off pic is bad enough.

Holy shit, I hate humanity, even when they're not being outright assholes.

Was it GIGGLES who appropriated the busdriver photo?

:lulz:

Yes.

It has a GIGGLES-worthy horror element to it on par with that retarded Exxon guy a few years back.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division