HAY BITCHES! DOES YOUR CUNT STINK?

[GIGGLES]

TRY LYSOL!

[Sita]

My god I had no idea they used to sell Lysol as a douche

[Disco Pickle]

It's like mouth wash for a vagina!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

God, now I have images of ladies from the Good Old Days^TM spraying up their crotches with Lysol...

And what giving oral would have tasted like for Mr. Brillcreem, if they had invented cunnilingus at that point.






Also, feminine daintiness

[Suu]

DOUCHE ADS!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE GET DARTH CUPCAKE IN HERE!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Lysol, salt, soda...wasn't fucking vinegar invented yet? 

I dunno, though...might need some Lysol for that last girlfriend GIGGLES posted.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Maybe Pine-O-Pine...

[Suu]

Lysol, salt, soda...wasn't fucking vinegar invented yet? 

I dunno, though...might need some Lysol for that last girlfriend GIGGLES posted.

They were using vinegar, but vinegar smells like...vinegar. Lysol smells like CLEAN, and then SURPRISE ABORTION.

[Jenne]

...that's what she used in Revolutionary Road to abort.

Didn't know if that was just part of the fiction of the movie/book or what.  But it's disgusting, either way.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Lysol, salt, soda...wasn't fucking vinegar invented yet? 

I dunno, though...might need some Lysol for that last girlfriend GIGGLES posted.

They were using vinegar, but vinegar smells like...vinegar. Lysol smells like a public restroom, and then SURPRISE ABORTION.

FTFY

Not to mention it probably kills off the stuff in there that keeps evrything right...those women must've had rabid rotting yeast fizzing out of there.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I mean seriously.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Lysol, salt, soda...wasn't fucking vinegar invented yet? 

I dunno, though...might need some Lysol for that last girlfriend GIGGLES posted.

They were using vinegar, but vinegar smells like...vinegar. Lysol smells like a public restroom, and then SURPRISE ABORTION.

FTFY

Not to mention it probably kills off the stuff in there that keeps evrything right...those women must've had rabid rotting yeast fizzing out of there.

I wish most men's public restrooms smelled like Lysol.....

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The concept of "disinfecting" the vagina is just 

DISINFECT IT? FROM WHAT???

But then, this is the same era that used to recommend giving children regular enemas. Oh, and not holding or touching babies lest they get "spoiled".

Thanks, America, for giving us generations of massively emotionally damaged people!

[Doktor Howl]

The concept of "disinfecting" the vagina is just 

DISINFECT IT? FROM WHAT???

Your sinful lady bits germs.

[Doktor Howl]

I especially like the fear these ads played to:

In a society that prized martial bliss (as defined by "keep your hubby happy") and pretended that only a few dismal failures couldn't keep their men happy, this ad says "Use our product, or your husband will start banging his secretary and pretending you don't exist (and who could blame him, you smelly cow)...And then it's out the door with you, to be ridiculed by society FOREVER."