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Three (3) Blind Mice

Started by Cuddlefish, July 25, 2011, 07:28:02 PM

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Cuddlefish

July 25, 2011, 07:28:02 PM
Foresight is a billion years.

"Next week" may as well be now. "A decade from now" is no different than "Next week."

One sneeze to Her is 4.5 billion years, who can see "Next week" in Her sneeze? "A decade from now" is a droplet of mist.

Wear binoculars for glasses if you have to.

Foresight is a billion years.

Otherwise you're legally blind, and the Universe may revoke your licence.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

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July 25, 2011, 08:08:32 PM
I can't figure out what I'm doing tomorrow.  Fuck the universe.  It's not the boss of me.
Molon Lube
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