Rape

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You have to figure, this guy now has a horribly painful device stuck to his penis, that requires a doctor's intervention to remove it. Is he going to make his legal situation worse, or is he going to get the hell out of there? I think that most guys would panic and bolt.

unless the guy is into that sort of thing...then the chick is fucked.  no pun intended.

I'm buying one for home use. 

[infinityshock]

Anyone who HASN'T heard about the goings-on in South Africa...well, you just haven't been paying attention.  Women are raped by MACHETE.  MACHETE.  And survive.

So yeah, the vagina detata is a just form of retribution.

its not just south africa...the entire sub-continent of sub-saharan africa is the rape capital of the universe.

machete is nothing...ive done reports on the idiocy that goes on in that country that would make one of the freaks from 'hellraiser' piss his pants and curl up in a corner and cry.

[infinityshock]

I'm buying one for home use. 

one isnt going to be enough.  once you get addicted *ahem* to them youre going to need one for the office...the car...and spares for when they get worn out.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm buying one for home use. 

one isnt going to be enough.  once you get addicted *ahem* to them youre going to need one for the office...the car...and spares for when they get worn out.

You're ignoring the possibility that I might never take it off.  I could be having Sexhurt™ right in the morning meeting, and nobody would know.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm buying one for home use. 

one isnt going to be enough.  once you get addicted *ahem* to them youre going to need one for the office...the car...and spares for when they get worn out.

You're ignoring the possibility that I might never take it off.  I could be having Sexhurt™ right in the morning meeting, and nobody would know.

This, for some reason, made me look at your custom text and once again giggle at "platonic dildo sharpener".

[infinityshock]

You're ignoring the possibility that I might never take it off.  I could be having Sexhurt™ right in the morning meeting, and nobody would know.

only if you never try entering a courthouse or airport.  those TSA bastards have no sense of humor when it comes to sharp objects and full-contact crotch searches.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You're ignoring the possibility that I might never take it off.  I could be having Sexhurt™ right in the morning meeting, and nobody would know.

only if you never try entering a courthouse or airport.  those TSA bastards have no sense of humor when it comes to sharp objects and full-contact crotch searches.

That's their lookout.

Also, you have 7 more posts til 50! 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm buying one for home use.  

one isnt going to be enough.  once you get addicted *ahem* to them youre going to need one for the office...the car...and spares for when they get worn out.

You're ignoring the possibility that I might never take it off.  I could be having Sexhurt™ right in the morning meeting, and nobody would know.

This, for some reason, made me look at your custom text and once again giggle at "platonic dildo sharpener".

Payne gave me that Holy Name™ before he died.  

It's all I have left from him besides a can of haggis.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You're ignoring the possibility that I might never take it off.  I could be having Sexhurt™ right in the morning meeting, and nobody would know.

only if you never try entering a courthouse or airport.  those TSA bastards have no sense of humor when it comes to sharp objects and full-contact crotch searches.

That's their lookout.

Also, you have 7 more posts til 50! 

YAY! Almost there! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm buying one for home use. 

one isnt going to be enough.  once you get addicted *ahem* to them youre going to need one for the office...the car...and spares for when they get worn out.

You're ignoring the possibility that I might never take it off.  I could be having Sexhurt™ right in the morning meeting, and nobody would know.

This, for some reason, made me look at your custom text and once again giggle at "platonic dildo sharpener".

Payne gave me that Holy Name™ before he died.   

I miss Payne. 

[infinityshock]

That's their lookout.

Also, you have 7 more posts til 50!

YAY! Almost there! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!

whats spectacular about 50 posts?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That's their lookout.

Also, you have 7 more posts til 50!

YAY! Almost there! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!

whats spectacular about 50 posts?

Post one more time, and you'll see.  You'll also be the first totsetard with the balls to do it.

[infinityshock]

That's their lookout.

Also, you have 7 more posts til 50!

YAY! Almost there! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!

whats spectacular about 50 posts?

Post one more time, and you'll see.  You'll also be the first totsetard with the balls to do it.

just one?

what do i win?  gold watch?  free all-expenses-paid cruise for the low price of $699 with my credit card number?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That's their lookout.

Also, you have 7 more posts til 50!

YAY! Almost there! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!

whats spectacular about 50 posts?

Post one more time, and you'll see.  You'll also be the first totsetard with the balls to do it.

just one?

what do i win?  gold watch?  free all-expenses-paid cruise for the low price of $699 with my credit card number?

Nope.

Look around for a few minutes.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I'm buying one for home use. 

one isnt going to be enough.  once you get addicted *ahem* to them youre going to need one for the office...the car...and spares for when they get worn out.

You're ignoring the possibility that I might never take it off.  I could be having Sexhurt™ right in the morning meeting, and nobody would know.

This, for some reason, made me look at your custom text and once again giggle at "platonic dildo sharpener".

Payne gave me that Holy Name™ before he died.   

I miss Payne. 

my beloved has moved to a new house where there is no Internet access till January. THE MESSIAH SHALL RISE AGAIN!