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Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?

Started by Doktor Howl, July 23, 2011, 11:59:29 PM

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Doktor Howl

July 23, 2011, 11:59:29 PM
I heard that there's not much room in the cemetery, so she's covering Janis Joplin.
Molon Lube

Freeky

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July 24, 2011, 12:00:29 AM
 :horrormirth:

Doktor Howl

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July 24, 2011, 12:05:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc&ob=av2n

She should have said yes, yes, yes.
Molon Lube

Cain

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July 24, 2011, 12:05:43 AM
I've been waiting for someone to text me a good one.  So far, I am disappointed.

Freeky

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July 24, 2011, 12:07:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2011, 12:05:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc&ob=av2n

She should have said yes, yes, yes.

I liked that song, which is the reason I remembered who she was.  Also "Rehab" and her name is Winehouse always made me lol.

Disco Pickle

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July 24, 2011, 12:10:11 AM
In other news, several Camden area drug dealers filed for unemployment this morning.
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Eve Hill

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July 24, 2011, 12:11:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2011, 11:59:29 PM
I heard that there's not much room in the cemetery, so she's covering Janis Joplin.

:lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
July 24, 2011, 01:01:23 AM
Did she died?

I always thought she was one of the more tragic of the recent celebrity trainwrecks.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

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July 24, 2011, 01:23:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 24, 2011, 01:01:23 AM
Did she died?

I always thought she was one of the more tragic of the recent celebrity trainwrecks.

Yup, she died at her London flat.

To be honest, after her last train-wreck of a performance, where she was booed off stage (because she was so high she could barely stand, let alone hold a tune) I wouldn't have placed money on her lasting to the end of the year.

navkat

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July 24, 2011, 10:31:36 AM
Adele came out and took over the role of white-girl-with-black-diva-vocals. It was no longer necessary to put up with Winehouse's rich-white-girl-with-white-girl-problems. Her "tortured addict soul" bullshit suddenly became very trite and very passé.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

WretchedChan

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July 24, 2011, 10:32:36 AM
Quote from: navkat on July 24, 2011, 10:31:36 AM
Adele came out and took over the role of white-girl-with-black-diva-vocals. It was no longer necessary to put up with Winehouse's rich-white-girl-with-white-girl-problems. Her "tortured addict soul" bullshit suddenly became very trite and very passé.

i can tell you from personal expeience that no one wants to snork blow off your ass and tits if they think they are going to catch your hepatitus.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 24, 2011, 06:11:38 PM
Poor fucking thing.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
July 24, 2011, 06:12:47 PM
Yeah, I realize it's not very funny to actually feel sorry for her.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#13
July 24, 2011, 06:30:35 PM
I won $300 in a celebrity death pool that some friends and I have been doing for years. I was the first person to ever have one of their picks pan out.
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July 24, 2011, 07:26:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 24, 2011, 06:12:47 PM
Yeah, I realize it's not very funny to actually feel sorry for her.

At this point, I'm going to invoke TGRR's 2d Rule.
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