It's Utopia!

[Salty]

I mean the real deal.

Right here folks, you're getting it from the fucking source!

You see, all that hateshitting and horromirth, it's all WRONG.
Yeah? Right. You see, you're missing out on a whole different perspective.

There's a whole world of GOOD out there, right under your nose. Positive thinking, positive ATTITUDES. That's what will get you places. Sure, you might be starving. You might be lying in a ditch after being assaulted in as many ways as your imagination permits. You might live in a locked household where your husband makes all the decisions, with your input of course. You might just be pissing yourself with fear of what The Man is going to do with your life tomorrow. He might spend your 401(k) on dental floss. Or a non-functional, decorative comode (FUCK YOU MERYLL LYNCH).

THESE ARE EXCUSES. FUCK YOU AND YOUR EXCUSES. Stay positive. Keep those negative thought cycles out of your head.

Wanna do a line?

J/K, I can't afford blow anymore what with the economy and all. THE POINT is...

This hate you're holding onto, it contains free radicals. You have to dump it, but only in safe, approved ways. Shit HERE, not there. HERE.

Seriously, you got some blow?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

[Telarus]

 

[East Coast Hustle]

[Jenne]

Alty, I <3 you when you're in your cups, man!  




ETA:  I <3 you anyway, but I like you when you're raving!

[Salty]

Aww I <3 you too Jenne. I'd love to, and have tried to, maintain that level of Holy™ but it's very taxing.

True story, some dude tried hitting on me with a similar tact as the op (avoiding negative thought cycles/offering me a line) when I was very drunk and very angry. Fuck that guy. He was a psychologist apparently.

[Phox]