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BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, July 28, 2011, 05:18:55 PM

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Rumckle

#15
July 29, 2011, 10:12:41 AM
I can see how you would think so, but it's actually a mimic octopus.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#16
July 29, 2011, 10:58:19 AM
 :lulz:


That's no cat though.
Looks like some type of weasel.

Luna

#17
July 29, 2011, 10:58:24 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2011, 10:09:53 AM
I say cat. They can have crazy fluffy fur like that, and the shape is about right.

The legs are too stubby for a cat.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Triple Zero

#18
July 29, 2011, 01:41:08 PM
Long hair covers up normal cat-shape.

I say it's a CAT :argh!:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Eater of Clowns

#19
July 29, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
LISTEN YOU GREAT LOT OF SMARMY CUNTS

THIS IS NOT A GUESS THE MAMMAL DEMOCRACY - YOU CANNOT VOTE ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT THING LESS OF A WOODCHUCK.

IT'S NOT A GROUND HOG, OR A HEDGE HOG, OR A BALL HOG, OR A ROAD HOG

IT'S NOT A FUCKING CAT

IT IS A WOODCHUCK

AS IN:

HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF IT COULD CHEW THROUGH YOUR BLOCK FUCKING HEADS

THE ONLY WOOD I HAVE IS A HARD ON FROM THINKING ABOUT BLUDGEONING YOU ALL TO DEATH

WOODCHUCK  WOODCHUCK WOODCHUCK FUUUUUCK YOOUUUU
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Epimetheus

#20
July 29, 2011, 02:18:38 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
THE ONLY WOOD I HAVE IS A HARD ON FROM THINKING ABOUT BLUDGEONING YOU ALL TO DEATH

...BH?
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Triple Zero

#21
July 29, 2011, 02:19:25 PM
A woodchuck is a type of bird.

This is obviously a cat.

QED.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Eater of Clowns

#22
July 29, 2011, 02:21:45 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on July 29, 2011, 02:18:38 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
THE ONLY WOOD I HAVE IS A HARD ON FROM THINKING ABOUT BLUDGEONING YOU ALL TO DEATH

...BH?

YEAH CHECK OUT MY WRITING SAMPLE:

EMPIMETHEUPUSS WAS WALKING ON A SPACESHIP AND THEN I BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH MY COCK THE END FUCK YOU.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Disco Pickle

#23
July 29, 2011, 02:23:17 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2011, 02:19:25 PM
A woodchuck is a type of bird.

This is obviously a cat.

QED.


I think you're thinking of a woodpecker








lol..  pecker.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Eater of Clowns

#24
July 29, 2011, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:21:45 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on July 29, 2011, 02:18:38 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
THE ONLY WOOD I HAVE IS A HARD ON FROM THINKING ABOUT BLUDGEONING YOU ALL TO DEATH

...BH?

YEAH CHECK OUT MY WRITING SAMPLE:

EMPIMETHEUPUSS WAS WALKING ON A SPACESHIP AND THEN I BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH MY COCK THE END FUCK YOU.

WAIT I JUST FINISHED THE EPILOGUE:

IT'S A WOODCHUCK.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Luna

#25
July 29, 2011, 02:25:53 PM
Cats are smarter.


They pick CLEAR cups.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Epimetheus

#26
July 29, 2011, 02:27:52 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 29, 2011, 02:23:17 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2011, 02:19:25 PM
A woodchuck is a type of bird.

This is obviously a cat.

QED.


I think you're thinking of a woodpecker








lol..  pecker.

Actually, I think he's doing some advanced Word Sorcery - I think a woodchuck is a type of bird, now.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Eater of Clowns

#27
July 29, 2011, 02:50:39 PM


Hey everyone, I got us a shooting star!

That way you can wish it was a cat

AND I CAN WISH YOU WEREN'T FUCKING RETARDS.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

#28
July 29, 2011, 02:56:48 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:50:39 PM


Hey everyone, I got us a shooting star!

That way you can wish it was a cat

AND I CAN WISH YOU WEREN'T FUCKING RETARDS.

It's a woodchuck.  Extraneous nature that isn't good for you.
Molon Lube

Rumckle

#29
July 29, 2011, 03:01:09 PM
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, IT'S A FUCKING WOODCHUCK!!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.
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