Author Topic: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!  (Read 6254 times)

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CITIZENS ARE URGED TO STAY INDOORS AND CONTACT POLICE IF THE CREATURE IS SPOTTED! DO NOT APPROACH THE CREATURE!


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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2011, 05:27:24 pm »
What is that, a badger? Or a really ratty, low-slung cat?
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2011, 05:38:20 pm »
I BELIEVE IT IS A GROUND HOG.

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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2011, 06:12:01 pm »
Huh! Never seen one close-up.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2011, 06:22:28 pm »
IT'S A WOODCHUCK.

AND IT HAS SOME KIND OF AUGMENTED REALITY VISOR.

PROBABLY FOR FINDING VEGETABLES.
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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2011, 06:37:03 pm »
How many cups could a woodchuck chuck?

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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2011, 07:37:47 pm »
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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2011, 08:02:42 pm »
I saw a woodchuck roadkill on the way to work today.  Maybe if he was wearing his helmet it would've turned out better.
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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2011, 08:53:42 pm »
I BELIEVE IT IS A GROUND HOG.

I CAN TELL, BECAUSE IT'S HOGGING THE GROUNDS.
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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2011, 01:11:39 am »
What is that, a badger? Or a really ratty, low-slung cat?

That's a cat who is currently freaking out because there's a thing on it's head.

Fucking cats. :lulz:

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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2011, 01:14:12 am »
What is that, a badger? Or a really ratty, low-slung cat?

Same thing I wondered. "Not a raccoon, not a possum, badger? Weasel? wtf?" We don't have woodchucks here.
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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2011, 09:13:11 am »
I BELIEVE IT IS A GROUND HOG.

I vote Groundhog/Woodchuck as well.
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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2011, 09:22:02 am »
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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2011, 09:24:18 am »
Groundhog it isn't.  The fur is wrong.  ETA:  And the feet.  I might say that the tail in the first pic could just be a trick of perspective (I hate that bitch!)

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Re: BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2011, 10:09:53 am »
I say cat. They can have crazy fluffy fur like that, and the shape is about right.
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