BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

CITIZENS ARE URGED TO STAY INDOORS AND CONTACT POLICE IF THE CREATURE IS SPOTTED! DO NOT APPROACH THE CREATURE!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What is that, a badger? Or a really ratty, low-slung cat?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I BELIEVE IT IS A GROUND HOG.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Huh! Never seen one close-up.

[Eater of Clowns]

IT'S A WOODCHUCK.

AND IT HAS SOME KIND OF AUGMENTED REALITY VISOR.

PROBABLY FOR FINDING VEGETABLES.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

How many cups could a woodchuck chuck?

[AFK]

two quarts

[Eater of Clowns]

I saw a woodchuck roadkill on the way to work today.  Maybe if he was wearing his helmet it would've turned out better.

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I BELIEVE IT IS A GROUND HOG.

I CAN TELL, BECAUSE IT'S HOGGING THE GROUNDS.

[Freeky]

What is that, a badger? Or a really ratty, low-slung cat?

That's a cat who is currently freaking out because there's a thing on it's head.

Fucking cats.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

What is that, a badger? Or a really ratty, low-slung cat?

Same thing I wondered. "Not a raccoon, not a possum, badger? Weasel? wtf?" We don't have woodchucks here.

[Bruno]

I BELIEVE IT IS A GROUND HOG.

I vote Groundhog/Woodchuck as well.

[Freeky]

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Freeky]

Groundhog it isn't.  The fur is wrong.  ETA:  And the feet.  I might say that the tail in the first pic could just be a trick of perspective (I hate that bitch!)

[Triple Zero]

I say cat. They can have crazy fluffy fur like that, and the shape is about right.